Embarrassing question- farting in a leather chair
Help me buy an inflatable yak
You’ll need to make sure there’s a really tight seal. And fer chrissake, cut back on the sugar-free gummy bears. :smack:
** Picky eating can make you go blind.
Help me make soy yogurt.**
If you’re having trouble reading the recipe, that should tell you something.
Q about the Sudan.
Just prior to Germany invading Poland in 1939…
I think you mean “Sudetenland”.
Embarrassing question- farting in a leather chair
What percentage of people would choose to exterminate humanity?
Must’ve been one hell of a fart.*
*my dog produced an unimaginable methane cloud last night, after we fed him cheese bits so he’d let us clean his ears.
Deerie me, what a sight
My grandmother died last night
Another great sequential thread rhyme.
Are you pro-choice because you are smart?
Positive abortion news of the day
Pro-choicers are smarter! I knew it!
** Cattle Management?
Ladies withdrawing after dinner leaving gents to their port and cigars**
Herding the ladies out of the drawing room often required the services of a skilled border collie.
**What are the dumbest questions you’ve been asked more than once?
Help me buy an inflatable yak
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If and when negative interests rates come to America, what do you plan to do?
Anyone been to the Philippines?
What are the dumbest questions you’ve been asked more than once?
How much do you pay for bed sheets?
**Fridge defrosted and smells bad
What to do with lemon juice?
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Well, obviously these two posters need to get together … wait, they’re by the same person? Problem solved!
what does an Internal Auditor do?
Cattle Management?
Yes, but actually no.
** Trump and his “Cat License”
Cats. These amazing creatures. (Bragging allowed)
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Trump doesn’t have pets, but if he had cats, they’d be the BEST cats, no question. And they’d all have licenses, as required by law.
** What are the dumbest questions you’ve been asked more than once?
Jobs for a Bachlors Degree**
If you have to ask, how did you even get the degree?
Rodents vs. Instant mashed potato flakes
Traveling with an electric wheelchair?
Geico’s spokesman is a Limey lizard, Liberty features an emu, and now Cut-Rate Auto is using a rat who zooms around in a tiny electric wheelchair while munching mashed potato flakes. Where will it end??!?*
*Rumor has it that Farmers’ new mascot will be a Komodo dragon who lumbers around eating the mascots of other auto insurance companies.
My grandmother died last night
Cats. These amazing creatures. (Bragging allowed)
I had a domestic shorthair that took out two nephews and a brother-in-law during a recent family reunion. Remarkable critters, they are. 
** Birds don’t pee except hummingbirds ?
Why can’t I get my toilet bowl bolt caps to clip on?**
Better get that tiny toilet bowl fixed pronto. You don’t want hummingbirds pissing on your lawn.*
*And remember to leave the seat down.
** I haz silencer.
Trump and his “Cat License”
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Helping a friend for money
Help me buy an inflatable yak
Do I get a finder’s fee?
What Architectural Style House is This?
British Slang
Style? It’s a load of codswallop, if you ask me. The architect must’ve been right pissed when he designed it. I’m gobsmacked that you would even ask.
Menopause causing emotional behavior
I haz silencer.
We have another nominee for Supportive Husband of the Year.
What’s the purpose of hose in steam room?
Help with Athlete’s Foot