It it a bra...or a toy? You decide

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well, I finally took the advice of several posters here and just purchased my first bra from Lane Bryant (they are having a sale right now, ladies!). The smallest band size they carry is a little big for me, but I can make do so I’m thrilled.

This thing is certainly a marvel of mammary support engineering. Shoves everything up and together in a serious way. I tried it on for my boyfriend last night:

me: Honey, I bought myself a new bra today

him: Wow! Just…WOW! That’s really…uh…entertaining! And you know I’m not even a boob man. Wow!

At which point, in his fascination, he almost involuntarily reached out and squeezed what he was looking at.

SQUEAK! SQUEAKY SQUEAKY SQUEAK! :eek:

Seems Lane Bryant puts a small “air bag” into the bottom of the cups, to act as a push-up pad sort of thing. Almost sounded like a dog toy. He is greatly amused by this.

Needless to say, boyfriend has now found a new hobby. All I can do is hope the novelty wears off soon.

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Is he chewing on it yet, or still just squeezing? Perhaps he’d like a bra of his own?

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A straight man who’s not a boob man? Oh, reeeeally. :dubious:

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Jeez, featherlou. He’s obviously an ass man. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

:stuck_out_tongue:

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A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don’t need legs. I have legs.

  • Jerry, to Elaine on being a breast man.
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Wow, a squeaky bra! That rules!

mmmmm… boobs…

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I hadn’t seen you around much, Cherry2000. You still rock for paying my subscription, and you rock even harder for having a bra-toy.

I’m straight (well, questioning, but sure I’m straight or bisexual) and I’m not a boob man. I’m more of an all-around body guy. The girl I’m going to try to score with today :smiley: (we were each others’ first sexual partner) has breasts that are virtually not even there. I love it; she looks stunning naked.

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I adore the LB Cacique Sensual Curves underwire bra in cotton. I buy them by the dozen & it’s my “everyday” bra. The best underwire I’ve ever worn - bar (or bra - hah!) none.

I remove the lil pads unless I need serious cleavage-ization.

VCNJ~

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I’m a leg man, and my reasoning is simple. What with augmentation surgery being what it is today, breasts are potentially an aftermarket accessory.

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You know, I was told to open this thread. It was even funnier than I’d dared hope!

Thanks for a much needed laugh! :smiley:

CJ
Squeak! Squeak!

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New To-Do List:

  1. Get a girlfriend.
  2. Progress the relationship to the point where we’d both feel comfortable with me squeezing her boobies.
  3. Buy her this bra.
  4. SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!
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What a preposterous question! Every bra is a toy! Isn’t it? :wink:

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I thought the what was under the bra was the toy, hence the name “funbags.” :stuck_out_tongue:

A squeaky bra…wow, this truly is a golden age we live in.

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No, more of a toy --if you’ll pardon the expression-- box.

DD

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Well that puts a new spin on the adage, “Men are dogs”

The Squeaky Fun Bra will make an excellent Valentines Gift.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Yes, bf has always been a “leg and ass man”…which is ironic that he is with me, the double D girl.

We went out tonight, and I wore the “squeaky toy”. Let’s just say that it attracts attention. Jeeze guys, it’s just a bra. How interesting can it be? Maybe I should demonstrate the squeaky part to everyone in the bar. Think I could score free drinks? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Leg men actually exist! Hooray!

I need to go bra shopping, though.

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Honey, I don’t think it’s the bra…it’s what’s in it.

politely leers

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Do not taunt Squeaky Fun Bra.

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Yeahr ight. That’s a good one Cherry2000. Cracked me up.