Son of a bitch! iampunha and Asknott both beat me to my punchlines! Damn! As soon as I saw this thread title I thought: “BAM! One liner!”
<sigh>…
Do you have a stock number for that bra? While I realize that some would think that adding an air bag enhancer to a DD size girlie is like bringing coals to newcastle… well those people are just stupid. Anyhoo, a certain DD girlie I know may get a new toy, though I admit I’ll be the one playing withit.
Greeaaat… Thanks a lot Cherry2000. I guess that will make us squeaky bosom buddies.
I’m amazed. I was waiting to see who was gonna be the boob who says, “I, for one, welcome our new squeaky overlords.”
Jah, as if women don’t already rule the world with their tits.
Few will relate to this, but the image of a squeaking bra reminded me of Firesign Theater’s “We’re All Bozos on this Bus.”
Go ahead, squeeze the wheeze.
What do toy trains and breasts have in common?
They’re supposed to be for kids but grown men always end up playing with them.
The one I bought is from Lane Bryant’s Sensual Cacique collection, style #000674. The plunge style. With air bags for added highway safety 
Wish I could say it was me that paid your subscription fetus, but I think there is another poster here who is just “Cherry” who is probably your benefactor. I can’t take credit for her kindness. But I would have done it too if I had known at the time.
Off to buy more squeaky fun bras…the official support garment of Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey clown college 
My bf would *love *this… does anyone know if they’re available for those of us in the B-size range? (Not that I’m complaining… I’m quite pleased with the girls. )
1: Buy squeaky bra
2: …?
3: Profit!
First, I have to say Ask Not stole my joke.
Secondly, maybe you could mix the technology of those squeeky bits with an MP3 player, so that they don’t just squeek, but make snide comments. While you’re drinking. <nodnodnodnodnod>
“Sorry, baby, you’re too big to need these.”
“I gave at the office.”
“Does this mean I get to pinch your cup?” Pause. “Oh, you’re not wearing one. <cue eeeevil voice> What fun”
squeaksqueaksqueak
“Who wants some breasts? Doesum want some breasts?”
squeaksqueaksqueak
“C’mon boy; c’mon! Come get the breasts! Good boy!”
Susan
First of all, ass men do truly exist. I am of the ‘if it’s more than a handful it’s wasted school of thought.’
But bra squeaky toys! Oh, hell yes!
WRONG! It’s a bra AND a toy!
Cherry’s brand new bra
Squeek Squeek!
Squeek Squeek!
It’s fun for us all
Squeek Squeek!
Squeek Squeek!
It plays a nice tune
Squeek Squeek!
Squeek Squeek!
and supports her ba-zooms
Squeek Squeek!
Squeek Squeek!
it gives joy to her man
Squeek Squeek!
Squeek squeek!
When he takes things in hand
Squeek Squeek!
Squeek Squeek!
He plays out a song,
makes him long
for the toys of days by gone.
Squeek Squeek!
I couldn’t find that stock number on the lane bryant website but is this it.
Obligatory gratuitious request for pictures…
You know ladies, this could make the next dopefest a whole lot of fun.
Yessir… that’s the one. Comes in all kinds of colors, too. And I gotta say that it’s one of the best bras I’ve ever worn. Other than the unintended hilarity caused by the squeaking phenomenon…ok, or maybe because of it
Either way, your lady friend should be very happy with it. Especially if she’s a DD. It’s hard to find bras that look good, do a good job support wise, and are comfortable. Not to mention one that can serve as a floatation device.
Bra? Toy??
I think it depends on which side of the bra you’re on.
Hmm…up to 44 in DD. I know what I’m going to suggest next time my SO goes bra shopping!