Am I the only one that spat a mouthful of soda on the keyboard reading that question?
Particularly if the squeak pitch changes with the size of the cup. Imagine a row of Doperettes from A to DD+ playing a tune. 
[Announcer voice] Introducing…The Straight Dope Message Board Mammary Band![/voice] Thunderous applause 
You think folks would be using their hands for clapping?::innocent face::
And so, we finally learn the sound of one hand clapping.
First, I saw this:
And I had to ask, would they be using 18" DHIBJD’s to play their instruments? <innocent look>
Of course, having seen that, I had to comment on this, too.
fap…fap…fap?
This is nothing. My ex-girlfriend had a bra that, when squeezed, went “Ah-OO-gah! Honk-honk! Honk-honk!”
Wait, maybe that was me making that noise.
And what, pray tell, would be the tune? Thanks For The Mammaries?
And for them we introduce…Squeaky Panties!
Instead of the usual cry for “JPEG!” we might want to try “WAV!” this time.
Oh INDEED we do Harimad, INDEED we do. Nothin’ better in life than a good pair of gams (and not the stick skinny kind either).
Good to hear it!
I went to the link. That really is a pretty bra.
Who else went to the link? And did you laugh when chose the “click to enlarge” link?
Oh, Ha ha! look at that! the code for the big smilie is : D.
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Speaking of leg men, I worked with a guy who claimed he could spot a bare leg on a woman from a block away. I’m thinking he was a leg man.
Anyone remember that Cheers episode where the group all got those squeeky shoes? Why can’t I get the image of a bunch of doperettes walking around a bar all making squeek, squeek, squeek sounds as they move.
Do not taunt Squeaky Fun Bra™. I am so getting one for TheLadyLion.