AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Scuba_Ben don’t lob that thing back at me I ain’t even playing! BTW… nice the way ya bent over there. Tosses the lit ball back on the playing field and it’s caught by…
I’ll take that, Swampbear. And since you got it from Scuba_Ben, I’m taking a shot!
I’ll take one for the team…
Rufus catches the ball, and it EXPLODES!!! Pieces of Rufus Xavier are scattered all over the field, the stands, and a nearby playground! What a sad end to a brilliant doperball player, a legend in the making!!!
snags Rufus Xavier’s pass, sprints down the middle of the field avoiding parts of RX and head butts the ball.
Team One on the board! **Swampbear ** to **Scuba_Ben ** to **CrazyMonkey ** for one point!
Team One - 1
Team Two - 6
As a reminder (so you don’t have to go back pages), here’s the teams again:
Team One: A,C,E,G,I,K,M,O,Q,S,U,W or Y
Team Two: B,D,F,H,J,L,N,P,R,T,V,X or Z
**Edward The Head ** has the ball.
gets distracted watching all the sweaty shirtless men dopers bending over and doesn’t notice Edward The Head lobs the ball out of bounds and it hits me. OWWWWWW!!! Once again I lob the ball back on the field into the hands of…
Me. I redirect swampbear’s lob to the doper right behind me, who I sincerely hope is a member of Team Two (which is in need of some cheerleaders, tell you what)…
JC from Nightwatch, pass it on.
Seriously, Warnas, you seem like a first rate hooligan, won’t you consider supporting the good guys? Everybody loves a winner.
: Takes the pass from Jimmy Chitwood and runs it in for a point or so (she hopes 
) :
SPIKE!
Woopsie! Didn’t mean to kill the ball! 
**Nightwatch Trailer ** to Jimmy Chitwood to **harmless ** for 1 point!
Team One - 1
Team Two - 7
Ok, hanging up the whistle for awhile again. Keep your own score for the time being.
Oh yeah… :: tosses the ball back in play ::
Grabs the ball mid field, makes another sprint down field, damn I’m tired, tosses the ball, turns around and farts the ball away from him. That should keep team two away from the ball.
Ewwww, Edward, I’m not sure I want to touch that. I’ll just give it a good kick…
I spin-back-kick the ball from CrazyMonkey into the goal!
YAY!!!
Edward the Head to CrazyMonkey to Scuba Ben for the point! We’re only down 7-2!
Service!
Sauntering onto the field in a full HazMat protection suit, I catch the still-toxic ball from Scuba, carefully carrying it with a long pair of insulated metal tongs. After a thorough coating in lemon-scented disinfectant, I take off my mask and return the decontaminated ball to play.
I’ll take that, thanky very much, honeydewgrrl!
(It’s ok, I have no sense of smell, being dead and all [long story ])
: throws a perfect spiral down field :
: Snapping up harmless’s pass :
Woah, Team 1’s on the offensive! Where’d they come from?
Tossing it in for another team 2 score!
…from harmless to a miraculously re-constituted Rufus Xavier (just add water) who catches the ball behind the back, shoots and scores! GOOOOOOAL!!!
I think it’s right that since I didn’t score, I can put it back into play, so:
10, 32, 79, 42DDD, HIKE!
Ok, **honeydewgrrl ** to **harmless ** to **BraheSilver ** for the score! Team Two still winning, 7-2 (a little late there, Rufus).
**Brahe ** serves it out to…
DAMMIT! Brahe’s lob landed in my ice cold beer. Oh well, licks beer off ball and lobs it (once again!) back onto the field where it’s caught by…