MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BALL! MY BALL!
I gotta pass it? Aw heckydarngosh. Here’s the ball for someone…
Yes, thanks iampunha. I’ll take that and toss it downfield to my WIDE-OPEN TEAMMATE–
Nightwatch Trailer watch my new frosty cold beer already! Luckily I ducked soon enough to not get that damn ball in my beer. I told y’all all I’m doin’ is watching sweaty shirtless doper men who willingly bend over to show me buttshots. sigh I pick up the ball once again and toss it out on the playing field and it’s caught by…
Me! MEEEE! MY BALL!!
…you mean I gotta pass it AGAIN? Next person who gets this ball better score…
So I guess this means I have to get laid, since I don’t want to disappoint you, iampunha, because I’m afraid I’ll be doing no scoring just now. 
I hacky-sack the ball around a few times and knee it over there ------->
JimSox5 once again comes out of the rainy Indiana night to grab the ball for team 2 (which, by the way, could use a name.) After doing a very awkward cartwheel, he lands on his head and lets the ball roll away. After rolling a short distance, it’s picked up by. . .
Ya know, I’d been thinking about that for a bit now…here’s what we’ll do. The next person to score for their team, gives the team a name.
So, since we’re currently at **honeydewgrrl ** to JimSox5, if a Team Two person posts next, then can score *and * name the team. 
I hope whoever scores for us is creative. I don’t want to be the wildcats or the Leprechauns or something like that.
I pick up JimSox’s ball and make a run towards the goal. Aim and fire - no! A spectacular no-look pass instead!
Nice move, eh? I call it “The Cop-Out”! 
Yer cop-out cost you a point.
Now if I can just channel a team member to catch this pass…
Wait, wait. iampunha didn’t say who he got the ball from, which means his move didn’t happen. Which means JC is on the receiving end of Nightwatch’s cop-out, shoots, scores, and christens this team… (count the point, I’m thinking)
Team Fire On Pants.
So its back in the middle JC ?
I grab it for Team 2 and stroll down field…
Don’t throw that ball out of bounds Trillionaire! kersplat! Awww dammit the ball landed in my beer again! Whaddya mean why am I drinking beer at 8 a.m.? Anytime’s a good time for beer. Picks up the ball, licks the beer off, can’t waste now can we, and lobs it back out on the field, hitting the particulary nice butt of a shirtless sweaty doper man…
Oh, yeah, that’s me. And we’re even on the same team, I lob it back at Swampy…
Well I’m off to bed but before I do I’d better thwart Team One’s drive.
Throwing it HIGH in the air now, and … goodnight.
Who thinks of a new twist, lobbing the ball at butts, watching for Shibb to bend over again, aims ball and… thwhap! Man, that Shibb can jump!
And he jumped so high! But I come to earth cradling the ball. I kick it high in the air, wait for it to come down, and then head it back to Swampbear…
Day-umn! I am the spectator and I play more than folks playing. Oh well, looks around for a really nice butt to aim the ball at… spies one and…
If I’d have been here, I may have ruled in favor of iampunha because he clearly mentioned the “cop-out” in the earlier post. But too much time has passed, so we’ll let the play stand, and clarify the rule: Name the person you’re getting the ball from, or quote their post. Don’t do one of those two, you don’t have the ball. There, hopefully that’ll make things clearer in the future.
Also, swampy, check this rule: “once you touch the ball you cannot touch it again until there is a score, or the opposing team gains control”.
So, we have Team Fire On Pants over Team One, 8-3.
The current play is swampbear to ShibbOleth.