It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread

What do you think of my new pick up line?
How long to get over a broken heart

Going for the pity, um, factor I see.

A whine about me mam
Oldest Living Organism Discovered

I’ve got you beat:

**Oldest Living Organism Discovered
Friends, please join me in celebrating the life of my Aunt **

Yo mama’s so old…

What snap judgements do you make about people?
Engineers and Tidiness

What do you think of my new pick up line?
Picky eaters! Please come in.

If you’re yelling this out the front door, the neighbors are gonna talk.

MA state song lyrics?
Is ‘Knackered’ a rude word?

It’s pronounced “knack-uhd”.

** “Gunsmoke” question
Poll: How high do your wear your guitar?
**

For the singing cowboys out there in SD land…

Russian Scientists Bore Into Ancient Antarctic Lake

Oldest Living Organism Discovered

"Last" World War I veteran dies
I have a new job

Now it’s time to deal with the World War II vets.

This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife
“Last” World War I veteran dies

Somebody didn’t get the word about the Armistice.

Attempted Child Abduction - only takes seconds
Cue Yakkety Sax…

…Mind picture so wrong…

**Think You’re Important? Here Is Scale Of The Universe!
Ask the person from an even smaller country. **

Yes, at least we can still kick downwards.

Back together after an affair, advice?
Afterlife: yea or nay?

If you’re giving someone a second chance then you don’t get to kill them.
How do I tell my boss I have an interview for another department
The Anxiety is Killing Me!

Come on, what’s the worse that could happen? Besides your boss getting pissed off and FIRING you!!! :eek:

Archaeologists unearth perfectly preserved WWI German Trenches
Cue Yakkety Sax…

Well, for a war documentary soundtrack it sure beats “Music Box Dancer”.

Any updates on what happened to the guys who killed Navy Seal hero Marcus Lutrell’s dog?
How to remove the stench of rotting flesh from my truck seat?

Oh. Lutrell happened to them.
Apparently, Obama was born in Arizona and is also a clone
Ask the Psychiatrist

“In my professional opinion, he’s a nut.”

So let me get this straight. Han never shot first?
Commonly(and frustratingly) misunderstood plot points(spoilers, I guess)

**Ask the person who lives in a tiny country
Ask the person from an even smaller country.
It’s a small town I live in, and sometimes things make no sense… **

What’s the best problem solving technique you’ve learned?
How do I get Rich Girl Hair?

  1. Capture rich girl.
  2. Steal hair.
  3. Profit!

We’ve discovered that suitable modification of Step 2 leads to a world of new and profitable uses!

omni-, heba-, carni- vours
the whole nine yards

Yeah, and don’t forget the gravy.