It's finally happened, Jack Chick has blown a fuse

[Don_t_Call_Me_Shirley]

@ivan_astikov

I thought at first glance that the OP’s post read , and from that point on, I could not take the thread seriously.

You could have made your point without putting quote tags around that statement and putting my name on it.

[HMS_Irruncible]

@Zebra

Was the “9 unknown men” a reference to the 9 old men, a group of animators from the early days of Disney studios?

It’s the Cylons. Chick must be taking on the Sci-Fi channel now.

[Giraffe]

@ivan_astikov

I thought at first glance that the OP’s post read , and from that point on, I could not take the thread seriously.

ivan, we don’t allow alteration of attributed quotes. If you want to post an alternate version, please remove the poster’s name first.

[Miller]

“If you can’t trust Satan, who can you trust?”
“Jesus?”
“Shut up!”

First non-ironic laugh I’ve ever got out of a Chick Track.

[Rico]

@Antinor01

So vampires can be saved and the chosen one of Satan will be named Igor.

Wouldn’t that be…EYE-gore?

(Lightning flashes, thunder booms, and Marty Feldman rises from the grave…)

[Jragon]

@Rico

Wouldn’t that be…EYE-gore?

(Lightning flashes, thunder booms, and Marty Feldman rises from the grave…)

Welcome to Instant Rimshot

[Blake]

One question.

WTF are Blade and Gandalf doing at the bloodsucker cocktail party in the second panel?

[Catamount]

@Blake

One question.

WTF are Blade and Gandalf doing at the bloodsucker cocktail party in the second panel?

Because they know that vampires throw the best Evil Incarnate parties. D&D has nothing on a good bloodsucker cocktail!

[FriarTed]

The Nine Unknown

I thought the tract was actually cute & a welcome relief. No group (except vampires, of course) was actually attacked & libeled.

[usar_jag]

@Miller

“If you can’t trust Satan, who can you trust?”
“Jesus?”
“Shut up!”

First non-ironic laugh I’ve ever got out of a Chick Track.

I’m happy to learn that I wasn’t the only one…

[Zebra]

This is like his Magical Mystery Tour track.

We’re all trying to figure out which of these clues prove that Paul is dead.

[Shodan]

@Rico

Wouldn’t that be…EYE-gore?

(Lightning flashes, thunder booms, and Marty Feldman rises from the grave…)

Well, they were wrong then, weren’t they?

Regards,
Frau Blucher

[Find_Friends]

@detop

It just goes to show that ol’ Jack can’t draw for shit. This is how Faith should look like : http://blog.oregonlive.com/peteramescarlin/2007/11/medium_270px-Faith-buffy.jpg

You’re confused! What you showed is just what Faith would look like as a comics character!

Uh, I mean…

@Cervaise

Faith is hot. I want to do her in the butt.

:mad:

Ugggh! At least neck with her first, dude!

Ouch!

• “Jack”

[Clothahump]

It’s finally happened, Jack Chick has blown a fuse

Finally? I hate to be the one to say it, but Chick’s fuses blew out decades ago.

[ivan_astikov]

I hope you’ll accept my apology for altering your post, Don’t Call Me Shirley, as there was no malice intended.

[Find_Friends]

For what bannerrefugee said in post #4:

[Southern Bad Boy accent on]

I did not knock up that woman, Vampira…

[/accent]

• “Jack”

[foolsguinea]

I liked this one. It’s silly, & kind of wacky sweet.

[Find_Friends]

@foolsguinea

I liked this one. It’s silly, & kind of wacky sweet.

Re “wacky sweet” – Faith says, “Oh, thank you!”

• “Jack”

[Cervaise]

@True Blue Jack

Re “wacky sweet” – Faith says, “Oh, thank you!”

No, that’s re my dick in her ass.

[A_shameful_cracka]

I’m beginning to think that Chick really believes in vampires.