Y’know, I really don’t get the appeal of doing that. Every other semi-standard act, yes, but not that.
Yeah, I can see it. Seems always to be the super-Good Girls who turn out to be the kinkiest.
(at Faith!)
- “Jack”
You guys have no idea how glad I am that this isn’t /b/ right now. I have vague BDSM photoshops of the comic running through my head right now that I’m trying to suppress, and am hoping even more that no one turns into reality.
Yeah, I can hear it. “I’ve promised God I’ll stay a virgin until I’m married. … but you know, if you only stick it up my ass while I use a ten inch dildo up front, I’m technically still a virgin. So praise the Lord and pass the K-Y.”
(Had a born again Christian girlfriend one time for whom that would not have been particularly out of character)
“whee-hee-hee-hee-hee!”
I like the vampire line up in the first page.
From right to left we have Hagrid, the grounds keeper from Harry potter, Hillary Clinton, and Blade.
Edit: oh and judging from the eye brows, there’s a Vulcan vampire too.
Well, this tract shows vampires are pussies.
In panel 13 they “shudder to think what will happen… if he fails”. And what happens when he fails? “The coven never recovered”.
I mean, come on! At least the ground should have opened under their feet, delivering them to SATAN! And even that wouldn’t have been so bad, seeing that SATAN delivers this line “I… uh… I lied”. He stutters? And we’re supposed to be afraid of these idiots?
The tract’s description. Yeah, kinda says it all, doesn’t it?
That’s 
!
Soooo… is she single?
- “Jack”
Last I heard, she was divorced. … anyway, you can trust me, the fun stuff didn’t make up for the psycho stuff.
I’m surprised he didn’t include the ugly-assed liberal teacher in his coven of evil. She’s the one who’s always trying to get young, impressionable children to be more tolerant of deviant religious beliefs like Halloween.
Totally what I thought too. I mean, you knew it would turn out badly for a bunch of vampires to go after a Slayer…
And I thought the name of the anti-Christ was Damien?
Seriously, who are the “9 unknown men”? The Supreme Court? Is Ruth Bader Ginsberg out mentoring the anti-Christ at night?
{Gilda Radner voice:} Nevermind!
Having had some Gross Encounters of the Turd Kind with various psycho “ladies” let me just say that you don’t have to tell me twice!
“Feets, do yo’ stuff!”
- “Jack”
So, is this the new Joss Whedon show,
The adventures of Faith, the Vampire Pray-er?
Actually, it’s one of the funniest ones he ever wrote. This one should be animated. It would be a hit. When the Devil shrugs his shoulder and says,“I lied. That’s what I do.”