I have plenty of food, some really nice single-barrel bourbon, and Van Morrison on the stereo. Baseball on the tube (although all of my teams are losing badly) and the cats are behaving themselves. Ahhhhhhhhh…
So what are you doing this evening?
Trying to learn how to relax. I seem to have forgotten how. My husband is on his way to a seminar. I will model my behavior on yours. I have plenty of food, a fizzy drink and the straight dope on the computer. The birds are behaving themselves (within tolerable limits). Hmm…
Swingle Singers having their way with Bach on iTunes, kitty curled up on desk next to right arm, SBMD on the 'puter…
comfy bed awaits, but alas, no Monk tonight ($%&*ing wrestling!)
I just picked up this fine woman in a bar. She is getting freshened up right now. It should be easy to talk her into some snuggle time. She says that it doesn’t get this cold in California.

why are you on the 'puter if you have a date in your home?