disqualification buzzer
I’ve shamed myself. Posting a quote that someone already posted (Bibliocat, of course). Oh the stain. My poor family. . .
Yes, and as a forfeit you must buy us all a Big Salad, coffee and pie from Monk’s.
The elderly couple, talking about the painting of Kramer, in “The Letter”.
“I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.”
“I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.”
“His struggle is man’s struggle. He lifts my spirit.”
“He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I cannot look away.”
“He transcends time and space.”
“He sickens me.”
“I love it.”
“Me, too.”
check pockets Would you settle for a chocalate bobka with a hair on it? 
I’ll throw in a black and white cookie.
JERRY: I don’t feel so good. . . I think it was that cookie.
ELAINE: Black and white not getting along?
JERRY: It’s like I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there.
KRAMER “you drove her to lesbianism, and I brought her back.”
GEORGE “How do you figer that?”
KRAMER “Hey… I’m Kramer .”
GEORGE"My parents caught me."
ELAINE “Doing…what?”
GEORGE “you know .”
JERRY "How can you out me…I was never IN! "
Jerry: “Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side in harmony. It’s a wonderful thing, isn’t it?”
Elaine: “You know, I often wonder what you’ll be like when you’re senile.”
Jerry: “I’m looking forward to it.”
Elaine: “Yeah, I think it’ll be a very smooth transition for you.”
Ah, no one has my favorite yet.
Jerry: “Ah, you’re crazy.”
Kramer: “Am I? Or am I SO sane that you just blew your mind?!”
Jerry: “It’s impossible!”
Kramer: “Is it? Or is it SO possible that your head is spinning like a top?!”
Jerry: “It can’t be.”
Kramer: “Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?”
[Kramer yell]YEEEEEAHHH![/Ky]