Ooooh…My name, Guinastasia, comes from Guinevere and Anastasia…may I be a beautiful, fiery duchess?
And look like one of those Waterhouse pre-Raphaelites?
So it is written. So it shall be done.
MR
Jesus. I’d think there would be more people volunteering for the role of concubine. But so far you have only one. Oh yeah Deiket, I know you who are now. Jester’s SO. 
So is she going to be your queen or is that part still reserved to Louie?
And don’t we need the part of eunuch? You know…someone to protect the harem of concubines? Think i’ll volunteer Adam- Ad Noctum- for the part. After all, he’s only fifteen. He doesn’t know what a castrattion is. Let alone a eunuch. Muhaha. 
With your time machine, can we kidnap people from other times, and bring them back? So can I go back to the sixties and kidnap the young Omar Sharif?
YIPES!!!
runs away
I wouldn’t mind being Jester’s Minister of Defense! (read-carry out anarchaic threats that made the dark ages dark)
I am going as the shopkeeper. I will sell mostly soap, toilet paper and deodorant. You all will visit me many times and send alot of the native there. Remember bathing was not popular at that time.
Hey, since the Jester is king, can I take the role of Jester. I mean I know how to juggle in the such, I play trumpet, and I have a lot of stories. If not a court Jester, I want to be a street performer. Either way I am going to juggle…
Yo! Can I be andygirl’s co-executioner? I’ll bring my own .45s and ammo.
Gun. Sweetie. Darling.
Andyman is going to be the executioner. Not Andygirl. Are you getting senile in the aftermath of Racinchikki’s leaving?
ok sweetie, it’s your choice:
Would you rather have me as your concubine or as a princess? I think I’d do rather well in both positions, so I’m leaving it up to you to decide.
Wow! This is the first time I’ve ever been mistaken for a girl! Jeez, I think the goatee would’ve made things pretty obvious! 
There’s too damned many andys here. Can he be the first one I execute?
I am going to be the Royal:
Dragon Keeper and Bodice Ripper.
IF those are taken, I shall be the Royal Pain in the A$$. I have excellent references and some great stories.
Well, I’d be happy to offer it to her, but she still seems a little bit peeved about the whole “concubines” incident. Don’t worry, she didn’t take it personally. At least, not towards anybody but me.
Oh, yes, a brief announcement. Due to CircusPhreak’s desire to be the Jester, I have decided to spare all of you from confusion, and alter my moniker for the duration of this thread.
<ahem>
<booming voice>
I declare myself JestOR, Grand Puba of All That is Good and Holy and Most of What Isn’t.
</booming voice>
There, Jester, Jestor, that oughta clear things up.
Oh, yes, I also declare myself JestOR, Ruiner of vB Tags, Ignorer of Preview Buttons, just for further reference.
Nobody’s taken the position of the gallant knight yet? Count me in!
I’ll learn to use these strange new weapons of which ye speak to rescue fair damsel from the clutches of yon evil warlock.
::Throws down his gauntlet::
Choose your weapon! (and no, you can’t use the hawk! :p)
Hey Jester, do you wanna go to a rave w/me and Sean this weekend? I know you guys still have to consult your SO’s, but are you interested?
I’ll be the guy who sells you ammo when you run out, you don’t need all those Gold dubloons, right?
broccoli!
complete with new sig!
Okay, JestOR. That’s really great. :rolleyes: Can my bears have a role of some sort? You know, since you made Eric a lord. Er, Lord. Make them dukes or something…please? I mean, they are the sons of your head concubine, y’know.