And what shall we nameth this new Kingdom?
Cecil Land?
Adamsalot?
Time to dispense with the kingly-advice. <rolls up sleeves on robe>
Alrighty then, let’s see…
The executioner issue shall be cleared up by Gunslinger and andyman sharing duties. Gunslinger will be in charge of political rivals, since they’re more fun to line up against a wall and shoot, and andyman will be head of the “General Mutilations” department, focusing on punishment of petty crimes. Good? Ok.
The name of the land, in a stunning moment of compromise, shall be Cecilot, and I must thank the good subject Guin for reminding me that this land needs a name in the first place.
Finally, Spinnie, I shall NOT go to a rave with you this weekend, since I really don’t feel like being surrounded by a bunch of people hepped up on goofballs, convulsing to a beat. I have better plans.
Thus decries JestOR who is, by the way, tickled pink by broccoli!'s sig.
Oh, like ruling a kingdom is more fun than dancing to noise that breaks your eardrums.
Sounds good!
::bows before JestOR and his just wisdom::
Obviously! When you rule a kingdom, you get all the concubines you can screw- and then some. Plus a neat scepter that you can wave at people. 
Candy ravers and glo sticks. Same difference.
Neeeeet!!! Can I be Secretary of the DoS? Department of Shrubery. Or maybe I could be the Ambassador to a Dwarven Kingdom to the east?
I’d like to be on of the guards that stands on the roof of the castle…like a lookout. I’ll even have a French accent and teach all future guards how to launch farm animals at invaders. And I’ll practice insults like “you son of a silly person!” Please?
Sigh.
Okay, I’ll be a concubine, since no one’s offered.
But I’m going to be the fiery foreign one that tells you to p*** off whenever you call for me, okay? 
I’ll be the lady fair who sneaks around doing things no proper lady fair ever would, but is never suspected because I am a lady fair. My specific sneakings will be determined at a later date, although many of them may have to do with the Political Rival Executioner’s room, late nights, and being dishevelled.
Nocturne, I believe THAT would be a sentry.
As a duchess, I want some male concubines. I will go through men shamelessly, until I find the one who can tame me…ala Rhett Butler and Scarlett O’Hara.
Alas, it seems that I still cannot obtain the beautiful Persephone, even when her only job is to have sex with me. Nuts.
I’ll be in my chambers, if anybody needs me.
Jester, I’m your concubine, and you are the KING.
Just because I tell you to p*** off doesn’t mean you actually have to, remember? Duh!
You’re not the only one who needs male concubines. Come on, sexy men of the Straight Dope Message Board- I’m convinced that Jester is in dire need of guys to satiate his…I’ll say back door, longings. So come on, Esprix, Aha, Wildest Bill. I feel evil.
So do we have everything for your castle yet, King Jestor?
Ooh! Can I be a beautiful, but secretly evil and scheming, princess?
Gawd. We have so many beautiful princesses. How come there are no mediocre looking ones? Or princesses with disfiguring smallpox scars, or something? Beauty is so overrated…
::Kick down door, stomp into room::
Well, I’ll damn well come in!!
woops, sorry.
Ahem.
I am skilled in the arts of war, and am turning out to be a fairly decent medieval tactician. I’m also familiar enough with both to incorporate the modern elements into your army. I don’t need much, just a small fief… a few hundred hectares…
Barring that, I can do the herald thing.
Tristan…if you’re certain you wouldn’t rather be a male concubine instead?
Yes I post to this thread way too much. Deal with it. 
Nope, thanks, I declined the… ahem position of advisor when offered, and am now avoiding all windows in high towers… but thanks anyhow…
I just don’t think you’re my type…
Yes! Sentry! That’s it! I’ll be a sentry! Can I please be a sentry, O Mighty Jester?