For your entertainment, the saga of the air conditioner:
So, it was time to put the two window air conditioners back in place. Kopek insisted on carrying them down from the second floor and keeping them in the detached garage, even though I suggested just keeping them in each room in which they would be used. He always carried them in & out, up & down the stairs, so I didn’t say too much (ha!). Well, now he’s not here, so what the hell do I do? Numerous friends have asked me if I needed help with anything so I asked for help with this.
On Friday afternoon, I decided to see just how heavy these things are and managed to get the one AC off the garage shelf and as far as the back porch, when I realized (a) there was definitely no way I could safely get it upstairs, and (b) it was truly disgusting and had fuzzy things growing in it. Well, that wasn’t going back in my bedroom in that condition, so I looked up youtube videos on how to clean ACs and it didn’t look too difficult, so I got it as far as the kitchen and commenced to taking it apart. I got all of the detachable stuff off and cleaned in the kitchen sink and then tried to remove the case. The heads of two screws got stripped and after much swearing, trying every trick I knew, plus a few more I learned on the internet, and a little more swearing, I surrendered for the night. I got up early Saturday morning and took myself to Home Depot for a set of screw extractors (because I couldn’t find the ones I know are here, which led to yet more swearing) and a pack of new screws.
The screw extractors worked (with a little more swearing for encouragement) and I hauled it back outside to the back porch for the big scrub down. It was really disgusting but I got it about 90% better than it was, so I was pleased. After a couple of hours, I put it all back together, didn’t have any parts left over (yay!), then plugged it in on the back porch to make sure it powered up without sparking, exploding, or any other such thing. It worked – victory is mine!
When the guys came over, one of them carried it upstairs with his manly muscles like it was nothing, and we got it installed. They got the second AC out of the garage and we got that one installed too (it’s newer and was still pretty clean, thank goodness!). They stayed for a while and we had a nice visit.
The guys really wanted to meet Phoenix The Cat but she hid upstairs the whole time they were here, then came out just as they got in their car. They have two cats of their own so they understood.
And now the cat is miffed because I’d had that master bedroom window open for the past couple of weeks and she liked to lie in that window (there are two other open windows in that room so she’s hardly deprived). She now goes up to the window, sniffs around the AC and hits it with her paw, then gives me dirty looks.
And I have decreed that the air conditioners shall now reside upstairs in the house forevermore. Amen.
And to quote Kopek – “First on page 2!!!” 