Shoe, if you can swing it, go for it. It seems like the kind of thing that will get enough use to be worth it. Also, is (was) it your birthday? If so, happy birthday. If not, happy Thursday. Either way, I wish you some happy.
Overly, I’m right there with you. I had someone ask me about a design project around the beginning of April and I’ve been shamefully slow to get it done. You would think that, given how much free time I suddenly have and given that design work is one of maybe like three useful things I can still do, I would have been all over it. But… nope. I have reasons, but they’re stupid. The project was pretty uninspiring to begin with, for one thing. I have Illustrator on my work computer, which is not designed for graphics work and it takes AGES to boot up and load Illustrator. I’m talking like…20 minutes, no exaggeration. And then you have to repeat that every time it crashes. If I were working, I would be booting it up every day anyway and would usually just knock out a project like this after I’d clocked out (I pay for Illustrator, so I can use it for my own projects) and before putting the computer away. But pulling out my creaky barely-functioning computer to grind out a boring project… I just couldn’t make myself do it. We also had some communication breakdown- he wasn’t seeing my e-mails for some reason, so he would e-mail, I would respond, and then he’d say something a couple days later about how I was being uncommunicative. I chalked it up to annoyance that the project wasn’t done, which is legit, but then I guess he eventually found some of my e-mails and it turns out I hadn’t been as uncommunicative as he’d thought (also explains why he never answered any of my questions, I guess). Anyway, point being… things definitely get away from you when all the structure is removed from your life.
Okay, anyway- here’s today’s absurd roommate fantasy drama.
We have a plastic patio table. Cheap, super lightweight, you know the sort. Like so light that your average kid could easily pick it up and wave it around. My roommate and her boyfriend had taken it out int the front yard and put it next to their fire pit, which is right by the spot where you’d back up to turn around to get out of the driveway. Apparently, when she came in this evening, the table was smashed and there were parts in various places in the driveway. She asked if I knew what happened to it.
As far as she’s concerned, it’s super weird and scary and it’s either vandals come to exact revenge on us or possibly rioters. We live in a pretty secluded area. We definitely did not have a car full of rioters pull up, smash our ancient patio table, and then leave. I would have noticed that.
My hypothesis, which I’m pretty ready to stand by, is that my former housemate hit it with her car and dragged it. She was here earlier today because she was returning some laundry she had done for me and she’s well-known for simply not paying attention to things. Used to drive me crazy- like I would have to steer her out of the middle of the road in parking lots and she once tried to take my toothbrush with her on vacation thinking it was her toothbrush even though I had deliberately bought an obnoxious battery-powered one so that there was no way she could mix it up. And I could tell a zillion more stories. She would absolutely, without question, hit/crush/drag a plastic table and drag it a bit without noticing. Roommate didn’t buy that and insisted that the table had been behind the fire pit and there’s no way anyone could hit it with their car. I mean… there is wind. We’re not talking wrought iron. A well-placed breeze could easily flip the table or send it sailing across the yard. And it got pretty windy and rainy here earlier.
No way, says roommate. She’s sure there’s something in the woods that came and smashed our table. She’s sure it was deliberate and violent, whatever it was. She’s double-checking the locks on her car doors and keeping her dog inside because something scary and strange is definitely out there and has a vendetta against us.
Sure. Okey dokey. Well, I’ll keep an eye out for forest monsters and/or extremely lost and very restrained rioters. I’ll let you know if I see any.