It's kitten season and we need names

Since the Stanley Cup playoffs have started how about NHL awards?

Stanley, Art Ross, Lady Byng, Hart, Vezina, Calder, Conn Smythe, Rocket Richard, Masterson, Selke, Lindsay.

I’m sure I forgot some. Several of these could be boy or girl names.

Or there are always the sins - Sloth, Gluttony, Anger, Pride, Lust, Envy and Avarice.

Thanksgiving: Turkey, Yam, Stuffing, Green Bean, Cranberry, Potato.

Hosts of Star Trek’s Dax symbiont: Lela (female), Tobin (male), Emony (F), Audrid (F), Torias (M), Joran (M), Curzon (M), Jadzia (F), Ezri (F), Verad (M), Yedrin (M).

Subatomic particles:
Fermion, Hadron, Baryon, Quark, Lepton, Muon, Neutrino,
Boson, Higgs, Photon, Gluon, Graviton, Dubya, Zee, Meson,
Proton, Neutron, Electron, Positron,
Wavicle, Tachyon, Pauli

For a while at work, there was a mockingbird in the tree outside my window. He was an astounding singer and had a large repertoire. I told my coworker I was naming him “Caruso”, and she asked, “After David Caruso?”

Cocktail names: Mojito, Martini, Cosmo(politan), Harvey (Wallbanger), Manhattan, Margarita, Daiquiri, Mai-Tai, and Bellini. Mama’s name could be Whiskey, Gin, Brandy, Amaretto.

Dwarves in The Hobbit: Ori, Dori, Nori, Bifir, Bofur, Bombur, Dwalin, Balin, Oin, Gloin, Kili, Fili, and Thorin
Chronicles of Amber characters: List of The Chronicles of Amber characters - Wikipedia

Game of Thrones is restarting: that has PLENTY of names.

Brian

Starlord, Zamora, Rocket, Groot, Drax, Nebula

Avengers with Tony, Thor, Cap, Scarlet, (Black) Widow, (Black) Panther, Hawkeye, War, Hulk.

Marmee with Meg, Jo, Beth, Amy, Laurie, Professor

Sherlock with Watson, Moriarty, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft, Lestrade, Gregory, and Baskerville

Vinyard with Riesling, Cabernet, Pinot, Rose, Merlot, Syrah, Burgundy, Port. Gewurtztraminer, too, if you want to be mean.

Lakeland with Cayuga, Seneca, Keuka, Honeyoye, Hemlock, Owasco, Canadice, Conesus, and Skaneatles

Aikido cat and her kittens Shomenuchi, Tenchinage, Kaitennage, Shihonage, Iriminage, Kokyunage, Kokyuho

This link has a list of 83 names from Game of Thrones. That should cover a lot of kittens.

My son, currently a dorm-denizen at college and therefore catless, dreams of the day when he can have his own cat. He plans to name it Schismogenesis (why yes, he’s nerdy, why do you ask?). I like it, because it lends itself to so many nicknames - skitzy, skizmo, mo, jenny, sissy, and probably others.

So a mom cat could be Schismogenesis and the offspring could have names deriving from that. Dignified variants like Maurice and Jennifer are completely acceptable, of course.

Birds

Wren
Sparrow
Finch
Chickadee
Cardinal
Nuthatch
Junco
Jay
Hawk
Dove

Mystery, Enigma, and Riddle.

(Our Mystery is in her last days, it would be nice to have a kitten named after her).

Hunger Games: Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Hayditch, Primrose, Rue, Marvel, Glimmer, Cato, Clove…
Pride & Prejudice: Elizabeth, Jane, Mary, Kitty, Lydia, Bingley, Darcy, Caroline, Georgiana

Another idea, punctuation

Period
Comma
Question Mark
INTERROBANG(I think this would be an excellent name for a cat actually)
Quote
Colon
Semicolon

Psych: Sean, Gus, Juliet, Karen, Lassie (extra joke on that kitty), Henry

Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim, Tony, Abby, Kate, Ducky, Jimmy

Pairs: Agatha and Miss Marple, Dorothy and Lord Peter

Lois McMaster and Miles, Lois and Penric, Penric and Desdemona

In this same vein, way back in college when I was being humbled by organic chemistry, I soothed my psyche by dreaming of the day I could get a cat – an orange tabby, for obvious reasons – and call it Zingiberene. I suppose kitty names could be knocked off that one: Zing, Gin, Berene, Bree, Rene. Or riff on all things ginger: Snap, Chew, Ale, Beer, Bread, Pickle, Curry, Beef, Spice and, for the odd one out, Mary Ann.

From a cartoon back when I was a kid:

TC, Benny The Ball, Choo-Choo, Brain, Fancy-Fancy, Spook and maybe Charlie Dibble.