CAKE? Well, I’d have taken a long lunch for sure!
Many happy returns. Except for the prospect of watching the :choke’ Cleveland Indians, you had a great one. 
Thanks - and hey, they could still win! Stranger things have happened.
Not often, it’s true, but sometimes. Occasionally. Ah, the hell with it, who am I kidding…
Happy Birthday, young 'un!
Congratulations (from Florida!)
I passed 45 just a few years ago.
Now… get off my lawn, kid!
But I like it here on your lawn!
Thanks, all. It was a very good day.