The greatly swinging pendulum of my wife’s libido
What tricks have you taught your dog to do ?
**Neighborhood Watches in the US - what is really involved?
Brake grinding
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"911? Hi, I just saw a suspicious man in sunglasses and a trenchcoat outside the AAIIIISCREEEEECHHHHHHH!!!
Doomed Companies & Brands
Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp
True, the Sick, Sick Sick Little Chimp line of prepared foods is going nowhere, but the marital aids division is posting record profits.
**Father’s Day Gift Suggestions, Critiques, Experiences, etc. (2010)
Spa / Massage services - naked? **
Best suggestion so far!
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
$700 Health Insurance **
Yeah, that’s pretty stupid.
What is your life motto?
Do you know what all the keys on your key chain are for?
There’s a good analogy in there somewhere…
Cafe Society:
Kick up my short ribs a notch, please
Help me with my smoked pork butt.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
The elusive four-fer -
Reaching Climax: More Than Just a Feeling
What’s The Most Dangerous Animal You Ever Touched?
The greatly swinging pendulum of my wife’s libido
What is it with women and gay men?
And for God’s sake, no tabasco sauce!
**Cell phone companies: fuck you for breaking your phones
I mean, like, you know, just stop talking.
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Yeah, you don’t HAVE to have a phone you know!
What happens after a revolution in N Korea?
There soon will be no Loch Ness Monster
“How will we distract the peasants? Let’s nuke Scotland!!”
** Parking services hell
Money! Power! Influence! More than anyone else has… **
The Parking Services Coordinator is drunk with power!
**What does “like the potter who carried the tray on his head” mean?
Are necks really that fragile?
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Yup, the potter broke his neck!
Confucius say…
I hate those Westburo people so much
Wow, they piss off everybody.
**Oh boy, I messed up (Laptop fell and broke letters “A” “S” and “Q”
Whats the Easiest way to fill out a form with a computer?
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Hopefully without typing A, S, or Q
**Steam on the Bay
Texas toddler dies after mom leaves her in a hot car for 45 minutes
Confucius say…
Shredded Wheat guy is really annoying me…
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Confucius say…
Two out of three women don’t want to taste my sweet balls
** Is there a recipe website like this?
Homemade Ice Cream Recipes **
I like the current combination of “The Swinging Pendulum of my Wife’s Libido” by Unintentionally Blank, and the last poster is Interested Observer. Maybe that’ll spice things up!
** Bad news everybody,Less than 48 hours till new Futurama. Wait that’s not bad news at all!!
Happy Day! Fry and Laurie reunited **
You are confusing your Fry’s.