It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

** What to see and do in Prague?
Women: a poll regarding male gynecologists and male medical students**

What to see and do in Budapest?
Poll: How seriously do you take phone sex or cybersex?

(crosses eastern Europe off travel itinerary)

** I think I just felt an earthquake!

Earthquake?!?!!?! **

For a bonus, the second thread was started by Nature’s Call.

**I think I just felt an earthquake!
Reaching Climax: More Than Just a Feeling MMP **

** What Does The Word “Brandish” Make You Think Of?

Relatives. sigh **

I brandished my sword at the in-laws, but they still refused to leave.

**The SPAM thread
Is there a recipe website like this? **

Actually, I have two SPAM Cookbooks somewhere in the house.

** I think I just felt an earthquake!
Online dating in the stone age**

How to drive cross-country with a cat?
Hormonal anger?

“Did the earth move for you, too?”

Dear Sprint,
Tell me about getting old

Well, if you’re a member of our Old Friends and Family plan, we can assist you for a nominal service fee, if you’re on our “Everything” plan, you should know “everything” about it anyway…

Someone I know has borderline personality disorder
Well, it’s not like he’s going on active duty

Yeah, there’s enough drama in Afghanistan as it is.

Short-term plans are available.

Can Activia do harm?
How to drive cross-country with a cat

Terrific idea! Plenty of Activia will assure that your cat is nice and regular during the trip.

Going straight to Hell for this one, I am.

I reversed the order of these sequential threads
**

A question to those who think Oswald killed Kennedy.

Could YOU Serve on a Firing Squad? **

**What causes people to be this cruel? (YouTube video of rat being drowned)

People who can do really good Donald Duck impressions **

Something snapped in Evan after one “Quack quack quack” too many. He hated animals and he hated waterfowl and the combination of animals and water sent him into a crazed rage.

Again With the Animal Rescues!
My cat makes veterinary medical history!

** Is there a convenient drug a layman can use to knock somebody out very quickly?

Why does my tongue taste funny? **

(Sound of unconscious body hitting floor)

Is there a convenient drug a layman can use to knock somebody out very quickly?
Can Activia do harm?

‘Uh, Vyvyan, can you actually kill yourself with laxatives?’
‘I don’t know, Neil, but I’m gonna stay and find out!’

Yeah, I know. But it’s the first thing I thought of.

Whoa, what a strange little thunderstorm that was…
My cat makes veterinary medical history!

“When the lightning struck, Fluffy coughed an 30-pound hairball out her nose!”

Praise for Kim Jong-il
The Silly Bandzwagon

BP burning turtles - any truth to this story?
How do I narrow down what I ate made me sick?

My money’s on the turtle flambé.

Is there a convenient drug a layman can use to knock somebody out very quickly?
What’s the sturdiest thing in a standard house to handcuff somebody to?
How to remove the stench of decomposition?

Finally! I get a three-fer! And a sinister one, to boot!