**Are we still wondering where [the Doper] aha went?
Well, it’s not like he’s going on active duty. **
OK, so that’s one option ruled out.
’the Gulf’s dead.’
I Feel Like A Total Moron When This Happens
60 Years Ago Today, the Korean War Began
My Cat has a new Cheezburger Page!
For the 200th anniversary of the War of 1812, I’m planning on barbecued ribs.
I had to dig to find a suitable pairing, but really, we can’t let this one go to waste:
Have you ever masturbated at work?
I do not like having a sprained wrist.
What’s your funny fart story?
It’s got kitteh and science - the perfect SDMB story
I accidentally the whole gulf!
Good habits/disciplines you have picked up
Praise for Kim Jong-il
It is the duty of every citizen to praise the many splendid accomplishments of the Comrade Dear Leader!
**That Five Note Riff (“Close Encounters of the Third Kind”")
“I can name that tune in _____ notes”
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I’m starting the White Bloc–who’s with me?
Chief Pendant. Go to hell you retarded racist.
Electrical moron wants help
How should I go about starting a local club or group?
Fabulous idea! You could offer free services to churches and community organizations. For group names, how about the Short Circuits or Blown Fuses?
** Because you have the technology does NOT make it ok to use it, asshole.
Fuck you, ultra-modern parking meter**
**My aunt said that she and my mom had five guys for lunch.
Oral Argument: The Most Fun You Can Have Standing Up **
Technically, only the guys were standing…
**Q: How do you take your coffee?
Girlfriends and porn **
Black and sweet.
Which nationality is the most blunt? The least?
Poll: Is life simple or complicated?
Life sucks, then you die. At least, that’s what the little old Japanese man said.
** The Toronto G20 Summit
A tie?!**
**Share actual problems you’ve had that no one will ever sympathize with
Girlfriends and porn
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I HATE that my girlfriend has the most popular pics on the interwebz! Don’t you hate it when that happens guys? Amirite?
** This year’s worst sentence
What’s your funny fart story? **
YOU are partly responsible for the BP oil spill
Fuck you, ultra-modern parking meter
I blame cellphones.
Where did you go on field trips to when you were a kid?
I’m Coming Home: Thoughts on Leaving China.
That’s one helluva field trip.
** My aunt said that she and my mom had five guys for lunch.
This year’s worst sentence **
** Girlfriends and porn
The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread**