** Teenagers and depression
And you say they’re annoying…
“Your Baby Can Read”
Tell me about getting old **
In New Posts:
**What’s your funny fart story?
Thus passes McChrystal?**
–Cliffy
Poll: How was your divorce?
Girlfriends and porn
Wow, you bounced back quickly.
grr! :mad:
Uh, sorry to have 
offended. Better play it safe with the next one.
I’m Coming Home: Thoughts on Leaving China.
What’s your funny fart story?
Let’s just say it’s a bad idea to overindulge at the Beijing Bean Sprout Festival before you go in to get your visa renewed.
Your only offence was to get there before I did - I pitched up with my cut all ready to paste and found I was fifteen minutes too late. 
Offensive ones are the best ones, haven’t you played this game before?
Gum Chewers
Um…Learn how…um…to…um…TALK!
** Everett MA boys Eat Dry Ice
What’s your funny fart story?**
Now that’s cold.
Will a bottle of vodka left uncapped in the freezer lose all of its alcohol via evaporation?
Kosher bottled water
Urgh, better drink up while you can.
Is something afflicting our wildbirds? What could it be?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer
Damn you, Boy Wizard!
Any advice for, um, new barbershop quartet coaches?
Vacuum Sealed Computer
Well, okay, I suppose it can’t hurt.
** Ask the guy who has no idea what he is doing at an comedy club’s Open Mic night
What’s your funny fart story? **
My aunt said that she and my mom had five guys for lunch.
So I have to change my entire diet.
** Jewelry store lost my wives ring. Advice needed.
How was your divorce? **
Al Gore accused of sexual assault in Portland
We have many wren chicks
That’s one kinky dude.
Good habits/disciplines you have picked up
Dead people meeting for resurrection …
It’s the first thing I’ll do when I’m dead, after catching up on sleep.
** Auto Repair Rip-Off Horror Stories
What’s your funny fart story?
Post your mundane explicable stories here, and I will bunk them
Can you make any sense out of this list?**
they’re all about stories?
How bad is Borderline Personality really? Examples?
Ethernet jack suddenly stopped working. Am I screwed?
Yuh, it’s just one drama after another with you.
What’s your funny fart story?
My eyeball is swollen
**rough past, now what
My eyeball is swollen **
Must be the very recent past, then.