** We have many wren chicks
I Feel Like A Total Moron When This Happens**
“I told you to get the wrens spayed, and now look!”
**SCOTUS question
Help! Part of my flesh is caught in a zipper! (Need answer fast) **
Oh man, how many times did I zip up my scotus as a kid.
I had a dream…
Auto Repair Non-Ripoff Stories
Yes, dream big, my friend. We can always hope for a better future…
Tyrannosaurus rex: everyone’s favorite dinosaur, right?
Indicators that you can probably delete someone from your friend list on Facebook?
Being extinct is a good indicator.
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Tyrannosaurus rex: everyone’s favorite dinosaur, right?
Larry King retires from Larry King Live
Heh heh.
** Creative uses for a Pringles can?
Recipies for Terror **
Can’t be as bad as the Ritz cracker “Mock Apple Pie”
** Quick! Run to my place and hide the . . .
Recipies for Terror
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**Conjugal Visits?
What if I had swallowed this?
**
Auto Repair Rip-Off Horror Stories
Quick! Run to my place and hide the . . .
Auto Repair Non-Ripoff Stories
Just one kind of auto repair story goes around here!
Edited to add this one:
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Are there any words that have come to mean the exact opposite of their original meaning?
Going North? (or South?) **
Most controversial possible SDMB thread?
How much can I sell my kids for in Bangkok?
Not bad, not bad. Hits some of the key points.
Recipies for Terror
White People: China Wants YOU
Cream of Sum Yung Gai?
White People: The Other White Meat.
(There is a reason why people are advised never to visit the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant.)
Good morning, sense of impending doom
Recipies for Terror
My first actuarial exam is tomorrow
What’s your funny fart story?
Taste My Sweet Revenge
** How much can I sell my kids for in Bangkok?
Where can I buy a Ninja Remote (or equivalent)? **
…and can I just trade my kids for the Ninja Remote, and cut out the middleman?
**How much can I sell my kids for in Bangkok?
Quick! Run to my place and hide the . . .
White People: China Wants YOU
**
** Cat Magically Learns to Play Fetch
If a tree crashed into you**
“Fluffy! Get help!!”
I wouldn’t count on that one.
**Why do we wash our hands after going to the bathroom?
Getting “Sticky Stuff” Out of a Dog’s Fur??? **
Wait… have you been going to the bathroom on the dog’s fur?
**Lonely hotel rooms.
Getting “Sticky Stuff” Out of a Dog’s Fur??? **
Man, you need a girlfriend.
Gum Chewers
Put that child in the fucking ambulance, you moron! ! !
Aaaaand fuck you, twit who stole my freakin’ mailbox.
Well shee-it, cain’t have no fun around here nohow.
What do they eat for breakfast in other countries?
Wait… Huh? I haven’t eaten today.