It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

**Olive oil snobbery

Wait… Huh? I haven’t eaten today.
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Things that make you shorter, as a teen?
New shower curtain liner smell

Yeah, between that and driving a new car, the kid could wind up looking like Billy Barty.

Was the other way around, but:

**Buckingham Palace?

Oh boy, been here a month and I can tell I’m gonna hate the neighbors! **

Yeah, wouldn’t you know- turns out the Queen likes to listen to loud music at four in the morning. And she doesn’t clean up after her dogs, either.

Top Chef 6/30
Wait… Huh? I haven’t eaten today.

** What’s your funny fart story?

Creative uses for a Pringles can? **

Americans: How has your life been affected by the Patriot Act?
Cat Magically Learns to Play Fetch

It would be disloyal not to.

** I’m Kinda Liking the Queen Lately. Can I be saved?

Buckingham Palace? **

** This man wants to… get bigger… much bigger

July 2010 Weight Loss Thread **

** Feel Good Friday: My Favorite Thing About Summer Is . . .

The Inescapable Fact Is That Things Are Going To Shit Around Me **

…and have a Happy Fourth of July!

Tyrannosaurus rex: everyone’s favorite dinosaur, right?
Poll: The relationship fairy rides AGAIN!

I’d prefer the relationship fairy rode in on something with less teeth.

** Hi, Im new here [meat the spammer]

My wonderful new job… Oh Shit! **

how would you handle this Boss/situation? (long)
Pick my next handgun.

** Most controversial possible SDMB thread?

A Sumerian charioteer, a Babylonian necromancer and an Irishman walk into a bar…
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Share actual problems you’ve had that no one will ever sympathize with
Reviving an Apple Mighty Mouse Trackball

**How common is it to request a happy end from a regular masseuse?
Ever wanted/loved/needed someone so badly that it was literally painful? **

How’s that line working out?

**Bra-less older women - does this look good?
But Can They Peel Off A Budweiser Label Intact? **

**Mini-rants about members of the opposite sex
Fuck HOAs
**

RIP Relationship, 1998-2010
The Inescapable Fact Is That Things Are Going To Shit Around Me

Welcome aboard to this message board
Walla walla walla!

We’re an erudite bunch.

** Can You Cat Do Tricks?
I got a shower!!! **

No, Fluffy, No!!!

What happened to saucers?
Whatever happened to alien anal probes?

No more saucers means no more anal probes.

Whatever happened to alien anal probes?
Auto Repair Rip-Off Horror Stories

’‘Gifted Children’’ - Where Are You Now?
How was your divorce?

Ever feel like you couldn’t take one more thing going wrong?
job pay rate lowered