Stop Making noise!
What’s your funny fart story?
It’s much better with sound effects.
What’s your funny fart story?
39 years ago on this date
Things not to say during a break-up conversation
What’s your funny fart story?
What’s your funny fart story?
Stop Making noise!
It’s much better in this sequence.
So school screwed up my diploma
Excitement, I has it
I’m guessing from your grammar that you shouldn’t have gotten one.
What’s the worst beer you ever drunk?
Lobster Thermidor
Actually, it’s not bad if you filter out the shell bits.
The part of Delaware on the east bank of the Delaware River
“The current threat advisory level is orange”
Delaware - why does it exist?
Hey, why all the hate on Delaware?
Why do we wash our hands after going to the bathroom?
Do police officers really do this? Why?
Yeah, like what’s the point? They’ll just have to wash them again after arresting dirty criminals.
African History Book Suggestions
So many white people, so much blues
Well, I’m done work for the next year.
alice_in_wonderland
Auto Repair Rip-Off Horror Stories
Alice The Goon
This one gets a special notice as being full of awesome. 
Cigarettes in New York up to $ 15.00 a pack with new state tax. Will this change smoking habits?
What to do in New York State?
Well, it sounds like smoking is out.
If you had the chance to do it all over again…
Reviving an Apple Mighty Mouse Trackball
Always dream big.
Elena Kagan twin
Scariest-looking public figures
How to modify a chimpanzee…suggestions needed.
Whatever happened to alien anal probes?
They were discontinued because they were considered too disgusting.
**Fireworks stupidity
Stop Making noise! **
Whatever happened to alien anal probes?
Poll: Do you love your job?
After 10 years of anal probes, all we’ve learned is that 1 in 10 don’t seem to mind.
**Going to court - what do we need to know?
How to modify a chimpanzee…suggestions needed. **
**Loud outdoor music - how late is too late?
am I being oversensitive? **
Electrical moron wants help
Small white foam exuding from sliced sweet potatoes–normal? (Need answer fast)
Quick! Disconnect that sucker before it blows! And next time you design a veggie circuit in your flux capacitor, use zucchini.
**Thank God I don’t have to _____ anymore
My wife has a toy
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RIP Relationship, 1998-2010
My wife has a toy
**Would an advanced alien civilization need oil to reach us
Does NASA use whale oil
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