It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

**Things not to say during a break-up conversation
My wife has a toy
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**Is there, any more, any Next Thing, any Coming Thing, any Rising Thing – any Future?
Legalized Marijuana **

**My wife has a toy
Walla walla walla!
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I love talking Fozzie dolls, too!

**Things not to say during a break-up conversation
I Want A John Wayne Hat For My Birthday

Bra-less older women - does this look good?
I’m Kinda Liking the Queen Lately. Can I be saved?**

**My wife has a toy
Recipes for Terror
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Predators!
Moved: Predators

Ha! Moved it up one! Oh… Wait a minute…

** Predators!
Need vegetarian buffet ideas**

Let’s see…small birds are tasty…no, wait…how about fresh juicy rodents…nah…maybe you should ask A FREAKIN’ VEGETARIAN!

**Help me use up some Branston Pickle
Lobster Thermidor **

Mmmmmm…

**Things not to say during a break-up conversation
Bobby Fischer Exhumed for Paternity test

Tell me about ST. Louis on the 4th of July
Fireworks stupidity

Help! Part of my flesh is caught in a zipper! (Need answer fast)
am I being oversensitive?**

**What’s your funny fart story?

July 2010 Weight Loss Thread **

**What non-British person is highest in the line of succession?
Da Fonz! **

** O.J. innocent or guilty and what’s your race & gender?

Woman, sitting. **

Because the position is important, too!

Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?
Walla walla walla!

** Eccentric mathematician turns down million dollar prize!

Walla walla walla! **

Things not to say during a break-up conversation
Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?

Actually, that would go over well.

I have some 10-year-old unexposed B&W film. What should I expect?

14th Amendment and Due Process

Really? it’s that serious? :eek:

**Classic rock; timeless goodness or evidence that you are hopeless?
Apparently I’m The Magic Man
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Try to understand, you’re hopeless!

**What’s your funny fart story?
Rich people say Nature stinks **

**Whoever said intellectual property law was boring? Maker of “Fleshlight” sues “Handy Humper”
Bizarre Family Portrait (NSFW) **

Any of y’all want to sell your soul?
Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?