It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

What can I do in NYC this weekend?
Walla walla walla!

No, you can’t. NYC’s official Walla walla walla! man has exclusive rights to all Walla walla walla!-ing within the city limits. However, Ecka-ecka-ecka! is available for a small licensing fee.

Then can you New York New in Walla Walla Washington?

How and where would you hide a body? (Don’t need answer fast)
Going to court - what do we need to know?

Didn’t work out, huh?

** Indecent Proposals, revisited

Thank God I don’t have to ______ anymore. **

** If you had the chance to do it all over again…

Thank God I don’t have to ______ anymore. **

Falafel
Eclipse!
Omar

Indecent Proposals, revisited
Ever buy/sell a service via cheapo corner sign?

No! And I’m insulted that you’d even suggest such a thing! :mad:
If you had the chance to do it all over again…
Going to court - what do we need to know?

** Parents: need advice on dealing with “Suzy loves Johnny” teasing in grade three

Indecent Proposals, revisited **

**Any of y’all want to sell your soul?
Ask the guy that lives full time in a motor home.
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**If you had the chance to do it all over again…
Would You File a Malpractice Suit?
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a couple of GOOD things about religion (imho)
Funny/weird/surreal stuff your relatives have told you.

“If you don’t surrender your soul to the Giant Clam, Joey, you’ll be trapped in the Vault of Sticky Bubble Gum forever and ever.”

**Chimpanzees have much better photographic memory capability than humans. Why?
Drinking hot liquids in the heat?
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Yup, when you’re not looking that darn chimp will be swallowing hot ginseng tea all the time!

Potty training advice?
I’m Pretty Sure There’s Something Wrong With My Sister’s Kid

**Any ideas why i’ve had a massive frop in my wireless inet connection speed?

What animal produces the most shit? **

**Spanish Live Action TV
Dogs and Cancer **

¡Ese perro tiene un tumor enorme! ¡Conjeture el peso!

** Can You Cat Do Tricks?

It Only Took 22 Years, But I Did It! **

Teaching your cat is never easy.

** Your allergies, sensitivities, and intolerances

Another internet dating thread (aka ‘Who responds to this?’) **

** Your current emotional struggle?
Being openly gay in American high schools today.
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** Women with big stones - Are big, flashy gemstones in jewelry in poor taste of not?

Testicular fortitude. **

** RIP Relationship, 1998-2010

Have you in fact fucked someone crazier than you are? **

** Tyrannosaurus rex: everyone’s favorite dinosaur, right?

Bisexual? **

Who knew?