** Since we’re talking about guys’ bodies, how do you feel about chest hair?
can almost see my abs again!
**
Just trim a bit more and they might show up!
**Holy Crap, I had a baby!
Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes? **
Have You In Fact Fucked Someone Crazier Than You Are?
It Only Took 22 Years But I Did It!
**Oddest home remedies?
Lithium? **
And they say spiders have no sense of humor…
Holy Crap, I had a baby!
Shouldn’t that be “lots of babies”? And did you really eat the father after mating?
How freaking long does it take to use an ATM?!
Holy Crap, I had a baby!
** What do librarians do?
Dog behavior when encountering novel scents of predators **
Yes. Librarians are extremely territorial.
A three-fer:
**Ask the Chick Who’s Six Months Pregnant
How freaking long does it take to use an ATM?!
Holy Crap, I had a baby! **
Ask the Chick Who’s Six Months Pregnant
Holy Crap, I had a baby!
Am I nuts to give kids responsibility.
Did you experience parents hitting kids or vice versa?
What’s your expertise?
The backhand/forehand combo slap was my speciality.
**RIP Relationship, 1998-2010
I feel bad 
**
** Feeling irate?
What’s your team trivia name?**
The Clueless Jackholes.
I feel bad
People not understanding daylight savings time
Clocks…go back? Back where? 
:(:smack:
Any advice on raising an only child?
Lithium?
:eek: Please stay where you are. Child protective services are on their way.
Holy Crap, I had a baby!
If you have ever doubted that we are related to chimps…
**Can you perform this simple, common feat?
Woman, sitting. **
I can’t manage part 1 without a major lifestyle change.
** FULL DOUBLE Rainbow!!!
Watcha Drinkin’ This Weekend? **
I’ll have what you’re having.
Dear Mel Gibson
Do you know what all the keys on your key chain are for?
That’s probably not the question I would have asked him in the wake of his latest public meltdown.
** Whatever Happened to the American who Requested Political Asylum in North Korea?
If you have ever doubted that we are related to chimps… **
**Words I never want to hear in a commercial again
Defunct restaurant chains **
If they are defunct, why are they advertising?
**Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?
Entertain me! **
Entertaing for Idiots
** How Traceable Were You Today?
There you are. Are you still there? **
Very.
Holy Crap, I had a baby!
My Cat has a new jacket
Ha, kitty trumped you.