Watcha Drinkin’ This Weekend?
Give Blood.
Another round comin’ right up, Count.
Condom preferences
Vibram FiveFingers and blisters
Ouch. I’m scratching that brand off my list.
Naked man running on highway, his prosthenic leg on fire.
How Traceable Were You Today?
I’d rate that “very.”
Watcha Drinkin’ This Weekend?
Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 - July 11, 2010
But officer, I only had two Slurpees.
** Naked man running on highway, his prosthenic leg on fire.
How to trick people into thinking you’re good looking**
Nekkid guys with flaming prosthetic limbs–chicks just dig 'em.
Ask the Middle Aged Curmudgeon
Give Blood
No! You’ll never get a drop of my blood, uh-uh, no sirree.
** Men: What Makes You Feel Appreciated?
Woman, sitting. **
** Watcha Drinkin’ This Weekend?
Free Slurpee Day at 7-11 - July 11, 2010 **
Life existing on Mars and seeding life on Earth.
How has space travel helped life on earth?
**How freaking long does it take to use an ATM?!
Confusing situation? **
**Interesting moment at a busy intersection yesterday
FULL DOUBLE Rainbow!!! **
** What is the oldest scam in the book?
Rich person in a car accident, hurts me, am I rich now? **
Well, it might be the oldest one since cars were invented…
Best Antiperspirant/Deodorant?
Does this sound like a good idea to put on my Resume?
No.
What’s your best/worst/weirdest experience running into an ex?
Condom preferences
So, a sexy experience.
These are separated by three, but worth the stretch:
** Naked man running on highway, his prosthenic leg on fire.
‘Barefoot Bandit’ apprehended **
These are separated by three, but worth the stretch:
** Naked man running on highway, his prosthenic leg on fire.
‘Barefoot Bandit’ apprehended **
Women with big stones - Are big, flashy gemstones in jewelry in poor taste o® not?
Men: What Makes You Feel Appreciated?
Women with big, flashy…uh, never mind.
Air Supply vs Simon/Garfunkel
So, I finally saw Fight Club…
Was the big twist that Air Supply was really Simon & Garfunkel?
** Helpful driving tips
When zombies drive… **
** Turtles got plastic blow-up sex dolls. Who knew?
Woman caught “cheating” on the HOV lane by using a mannequin **
Hey, lady – Are You a Turtle?
**George Steinbrenner has died
I’ve lost interest in the All-Star Game **
Steinbrenner was baseball to me.
What to do with 1/2 day free in Paris?
“Reward” sex?
Elevator Death - Such a Senseless Shame
Am I getting shafted?