It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

**Would a vegetarian / vegan for ethical reasons consider scavenging? **
**Can a vegan have a successful relationship with a non-vegan? **

I guess the definition of scavenging is pretty inclusive.

It is International Whores Day
Ask the girl who knows a lot about makeup

** Share actual problems you’ve had that no one will ever sympathize with

Mixed Gender Sleep Overs

Tell me about your mattress

Has anyone experienced a sleep panic? **

** Characters hiding under our noses…

So what do you figure Tarzan’s up to these days? **

**What To Get For Johnny L.A’s Birthday??

It’s my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread! **

Hey, let’s get him a Sequential Thread!

Something nice ffor cat sitter?
Keeping birds off the mailbox post!

Yeah, the sitter doesn’t need no stinkin’ gifts. The cat’s doing the sitter a favor by being there.

We had a little miracle today!
I’ve transformed into a hottie (longish)

Your favorite colonoscopy prep regimen? (need answer fast)
Most unusual ethnic mixes?

Fatback, collard greens and Miralax, yum!!

What if every business had to be called…
Van der Sloot’s killed again!

C’mon, you need to vary things a little. How about mandating that all restaurants be called Scott Peterson’s Wife Is Missing?

What types of threads do you find most interesting?
Poll: How would you pronounce this year (2010)?

Not that type.

Does anyone know what this object is?
a contentious question about hymens

**Who is going to profit from the oil spill?
Royal navy admirals
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** In which I learn that cockroaches like to nap

Van der Sloot’s killed again! **

OMG! That cockroach isn’t sleeping

Van der Sloot’s killed again!
Thats MY boy

Such a proud papa!

So what killed my goat?
Sorting pennies and nickels

What a weird way for a goat to die.

Military fakers going overboard
So what killed my goat?

Tall bodyguards advised not to apply for jobs protecting French President Nicolas Sarkozy
Baby hedgehogs!

Yes, a phalanx of those around the President and no assassin will ever be able to creep up on him.

Is there any meaning to life? or is it really just nothing?
Religion has given us nothing

Thank God, my life has meaning again.

**People with narrow interests. What’s that like?

Van der Sloot’s killed again! **

He tried tennis for a while, but it just wasn’t the same as a good murder.

Separated by one:

** Mispelt sines

Didn’t know what to make of this guy’s sign. **

Helen Thomas retires, sooo…
Thank you.

**Things you don’t say around the dog
China Guy is hanging up his chopsticks
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