It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

How is the Relief Well supposed to work?
a contentious question about hymens

I expect BP to announce that solution next - seal the leak with the world’s biggest underwater hymen, then drill a relief well.

** Bad neighborhoods you’d like to live in

Does God live in the Pleiades Star Cluster? **

Oooh – the Pleiades is a pretty bad section. I hear that Mars and Venus got trapped there once!

** I need marriage advice for someone
Do you use salve or an ointment? **

A Load of Cobblers
Things you don’t say around the dog

Seems like a nice euphemism to me. “Dammit, Buster, that’s the second time this week you’ve left a load of cobblers on the living room rug!!”

** “Midwest”
Better not Fornicate in Florida ;)**

So, you’d prefer that Ohio lives in sin with Arizona?

** Our oldest cat is going to be euthanized **

Things you don’t say around the dog

In which I awaken an ancient evil
Cinderella dressed in yella

:eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In which I awaken an ancient evil

Your favorite sushis
Aw, c’mon, Japanese food isn’t THAT bad.

Tekka Maki! Tekka Maki!

Original art: my early father’s day present.
Pictures of Celebrities looking unrecognizable

It’s my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!
In which I awaken an ancient evil

** Property is theft

Why no extension cords? **

Somebody stole them all

In which I awaken an ancient evil
Van der Sloot’s killed again

Next time, don’t open the oblong box with the odd carvings on the cover.

Cinderella dressed in yella
People from _____: Noun vs. Adjective

Is she from Santa Nella?

** Need help (inspiration) stopping drinking

Who else is drunk? **

I don’t want to insult the first poster, struggling like that, but the paired threads are funny, by association.

** Your thoughts on your children

Baby hedgehogs! **

Yes, they’re sweet and cute but prickly to handle.

** Am I paranoid to refuse to tutor girls in any location that is not publicly visible?

Poll: Ages acceptable to refer to women as “girls?” **

Just so we’re all clear on this.

** What if every business had to be called…

Baby hedgehogs! **

The economy would be paralyzed by the cuteness and squee.
Also, nobody would know where to get actual baby hedgehogs.

You’re a fine example of a cop dude. Really.
Can we shoot back?

**Roman gladiator cemetery found in England.
Fractures that don’t heal (TMI) **

I imagine they found quite a few unhealed fractures.

From CNN’s home page:

**Girl missing on round-world solo sail
Van der Sloot: Toss my confession
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