It's my birthday, so I get to start a new Sequential Thread thread!

Lake Michigan takes another life
Last “Great Escape” Veteran Dead at 97

Lake Michigan apparently travelled to London to do it.

Or else that was one helluva long tunnel! :eek:

She’s SIX FOOT EIGHT!

I’m taller than I thought!

curses

Legal Question (Traffic - Not asking for advice)
Yes, I want legal advice, damnit!

From GQ.

NM

** Legal Question (Traffic - Not asking for advice)

Yes, I want legal advice, damnit! **

Make up your mind!

Ahem. Look at the second post above yours. :cool:

**She’s SIX FOOT EIGHT!
Suggestions for Gifted First-Grader? **

Not sure I’d describe that as “gifted,” unless she’s attending Xavier’s School for Mutants.

Shingles Vaccine - For the Over 60 Crowd
Will I impress more girls if I get a Jeep?

Yeah, probably. But what really turns on the ladies is pointing out your rabies vaccine injection sites, accompanied by sudden facial twitches and drooling.

Thank You, Mom, for teaching me how to cook
Out of season cranberry sauce

Keep your fingers crossed for Abby Sunderland (16 y.o. lost on round-the-world sail attempt)
She’s SIX FOOT EIGHT!

** Poll: Ages acceptable to refer to women as “girls?”
Will I impress more girls if I get a Jeep?**

Dunno. How old are you?

**Are there any actual newspapers in the UK?

What am I not allowed to read in the US? **

Hiding weapons in hair
Small Car vs. Large Bear?

I’d go with the Large Bear, assuming your beehive can hold it. Great for deterring perverts on the subway.

So what killed my goat?
The Top Ten Scandals of 2010

Lindsay Lohan was the last, fatal straw. Either that or eating the Jeep.

From Great Debates:

Ok, Atheist. What’s the problem?
Religion has given us nothing

Question asked and answered!

Any reason not to upgrade to Windows 7 from XP?
Language Peeves

Yeah, Windows 7 only coming in Phoenician was a bit of a problem.
** How would you go about knocking off a God?
Crossing paths in the distant past**

Ah, the old time travel scheme, huh? Get 'em while they’re still small time.
Dear Chewbacca
Let’s Talk About Cheesecake

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Wookie howl

makes hourglass shape with hands*

WOW! My 3-month-old son consciously communicated with me for the first time today!
Kid’s fads, past & present

Sorry, but after a while he’ll go back to ignoring you again.
a question for lesbians - Something I’ve never understood…
Baby hedgehogs!

Wow, I never knew lesbians could get so kinky.

I’m sorry, please don’t hate me.

Now it’s your birthday, so Happy Birthday!

**Poll: Weed goes legit - would you toke up?
What are the best grow lights? **