In-law family gatherings… Do Not Want (to go)
Do you use salve or an ointment?
I sprinkle salt on them and they usually dissolve.
** How would you go about knocking off a God?
Bacon Pancakes **
**All religious people should be executed
Ok, Atheist. What’s the problem? **
World’s Oldest Celebrity
Chemical Mace In A Hot Car
New Fox reality TV shows for the fall.
Is the female condom available near you?
Poll: Would You Go To The South Pole?
C’mon, there’s gotta be a Walgreen’s in the Falklands.
Etiquitte for conversing with a pedophile.
Is socializing just conversational masturbation?
Ask The Old (Late 60’s-Early 70’s) DJ Something
401k or index fund?
That’s the trouble with the modern DJs today. Their knowledge is not as general as that of the old guys.
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You know you’re a Doper when …
Somebody broke into my fucking car!
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I may not want to be a Doper now.
**What’s the smallest thing humans eat as food?
Venomous snakes in Massachusetts/New Hampshire area?
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Really tiny venomous snakes, apparently.
Morality and animals labeled as “pests”
Religion has given us nothing
Yeah, I asked the Grand Mufti to issue a fatwa against Japanese beetles, but nothing doing.
Poll: Sleep? Or clean dishes?
Should I be getting my act together?
Thanks, FloatyGimpy! 
What creatures are eaten while they are still alive?
To kill a rat
Can anyone help translate this into Italian?
Pooping in a bag and mailing it to someone, legal?
Pooping in un sacchetto e l’invio a qualcuno, legale?
** The ‘Faxing Poltergeist’ and other amusing comments in legal judgments
Inexplicable happenings that are really inexplicable **
** Anybody here wanna do P90x with me?
Math (and other) skills evaporate **
** Pooping in a bag and mailing it to someone, legal?
What is the name for this phobia/anxiety? **
or
** What’s going on in Kyrgyzstan?
Pooping in a bag and mailing it to someone, legal? **
** What is the name for this phobia/anxiety?
What do you tip exotic dancers when your country doesn’t have a “single”? **
Don’t worry about it. Calm down, and realize that the exotic dancer is probably as frightened of you as you are of her. And tip her after several dances if you think your bill is too much for a single dance.
** Creative ideas for a stag night (bachelor party)
Two nights in Chicago. With Kids. Advice.**
Yes, that’ll be a wild and wacky affair. Even better - three nights in Chicago with kids.
Just wanted to wish a belated happy birthday to the OP!
Thanks! Same to you!
**So I almost flashed the UPS lady…
Photobomb!!! **