**So we’re dressed the same. And…?
Is Senator Barbara Boxer’s hairdo “a veritable rats nest of white femininity”?
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Yes. Yours is, too.
**Speaking of potlucks…
I killed our kitten
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I’ll just have the hotdish, thanks.
I just got an e-mail from someone with the first name of Candida
What tricks have you taught your dog to do ?
I had a cocker spaniel who’d answer the phone, but she was lousy at taking messages.
** Because you have the technology does NOT make it ok to use it, asshole.
Request to all international soccer fans: STOP THAT FUCKING BUZZING! **
** Aaaah! Something’s moving!
My father’s eyes **
They follow you around the room!
**What Was The Most Tacky Or Tasteless Gift Given To You In Good Faith
My father’s eyes **
The Biggest Lies Perpetrated on Humanity?
High School Reunions
“Glad you’re doing so well, especially after we voted you ‘Most Likely To Be Incarcerated’”.
** a question for lesbians - Something I’ve never understood…
Can you be sure of your sexuality if you’ve never had sex?**
** Is this what courtroom sketches have come to?
Baby hedgehogs! **
Sexual stamina: how much is too much?
What to do with spare computer parts?
Build a bionic partner, obviously.
Aaaah! Something’s moving!
The trouble with being a “nature person” in the land of snakes and bugs…
**Jesus statue struck by lightning
Inexplicable happenings that are really inexplicable
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A couple of sequential “moved Threads”:
**God Has Spoken & She Is Not Happy
Jesus Statue Destroyed by Act of God
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Congressman attacks student for daring to ask him a question
Because you have the technology does NOT make it ok to use it, asshole.
Can we shoot back?
Politics just keeps getting uglier.
Sequential in MPSIMS right now:
Oil industry technical article re the BP well leak & it’s worse than you could imagine
For those with oily scalp, how do you deal with it?
Wow, that spill really has gotten out of hand…
**Creative ideas for a stag night(bachelor party)
Sexual stamina: how much is too much?
Let’s hear it for trout!
**StG
** Headlines don’t really get any better than this…
John Denver Arrested in Pakistan
Boy marries cow.
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**Morality and animals labeled as “pests”
Should varmint shooting be outlawed?
**Not if they’re “pests”.
**Rude behavior at blackjack tables
Should I be getting my act together? **
** Breastfeeding in public- Are you OK with it?
Help me be more devious**
I recommend the new “Geodesic Dome” line of cotton casuals.