**I know I’m immature because…
Boy marries cow. **
I guess you weren’t getting the milk for free anymore.
** Heat death of the universe looks like what?
vuvuzelas **
That’s sound death, surely 
** Have you ever had a visitation or sign from a deceased person? (After they were deceased, that is.)
Woman gets transplanted lungs from 30-year smoker**
In which I awaken an ancient evil
Trying to like soccer
That’s it! The vuvuzelas are the work of Satan!!!
**bug bites
I woke up screaming this morning. **
What is the most disgusting thing you have ever tasted?
The woman who mispronounced her own name
Yes, “Hen-reeta” was tough and stringy.
I reversed these because I had to. But they’re sequential:
**Republican Senate Candidate Sharron Angle Proposes Armed Insurrection If the Tea Party Loses
Can we shoot back?
**
Rude behavior at blackjack tables
Breastfeeding in public- Are you OK with it
a question for lesbians - Something I’ve never understood…
Tell me why you should receive the perfect cookie.
** All religious people should be executed
Can we shoot back?**
A week in Vegas with kids - Suggestions?
Do you mind knowing where the bathroom is?
** Congressman attacks student for daring to ask him a question
Can we shoot back? **
**What’s The Most Dangerous Animal You Ever Touched?
Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp **
and then, up pops:
**
From Stuck to Happy?
Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp**
** Do I eat this 3-week-old frozen brownie?
June 2010 Weight Loss Thread
**
Uh, NOPE!
Any English words obscene in other languages?
Need toilet help!
Let’s see…“Bżonn l-għajnuna tat-twaletta”
Yep.
**What Department Stores Do You Miss?
Wow, that was a near miss **
So you Don’t miss it, but almost do?
**My sister is moving to New York- any advice?
Turning the hose on the neighbors **
Yeah, she’ll make lots of friends that way.
Something weird I really love about the law and lawyers
Common early relationship mistakes
Yeah, you’ll learn to hate them in time.
bug bites
I woke up screaming this morning.
Damn, you have a bad problem. Better call an exterminator.
Rude behavior at blackjack tables
Holy shit! Don’t mess with deer with newborn fawns
Huh. I thought Las Vegas was more urbanized than that.
Slow draining bathtub: what should I try first?
Great debates a la Hitchens, Dawkins et al
“There is no empirical evidence of a clog; therefore you must drain!”
Yeah, good luck with that.