It's official. John Kerry is Frank Grimes....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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…or “Grimey”, as his friends liked to call him. An intelligent man and hard worker who just doesn’t have a likable personality. Did Kerry by any chance ever live on top of a bowling alley? I’m just waiting for his bastard child via a prostitute to emerge.

And of course, GWB is Homer Simpson. A bumbling, ignorant oaf who manages to screw up everything he touches (and has the occasional drunken episode), yet manages to always land on his feet and escape from any real accountability. Friends and acquaintences always forgive his numerous flaws because of his good nature. He lives in a mansion, has a lovely wife and 2 great kids, and probably eats lobster whenever he wants.

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“I just went to the bathroom and returned without washing my hands! But it’s OK, because I’m Homer Simpson!”

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“Look at me! I’m a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! Give me a promotion!”

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Good one.

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I heard that Bush is going to redesign the white house to add fins for wind resistance. And that racing stripe there, he feels is pretty sharp.

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America to Kerry: “Okay, honey, get off the stage, now.”

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If this is all true, then why, oh why couldn’t Kerry have just let Bush drink the beaker of sulfuric acid?

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Nice analogy.

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Oh, and below another bowling alley. Can’t forget that.

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Boy, his face would have been red!

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Frank Grimes: That’s the man who’s in charge of our safety? It boggles the mind!
Carl Carlson: It’s best not to think about it.

Beautiful analogy.

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Moving this from IMHO to MPSIMS.

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Grimes: He eats like a pig!
Carl: Nah, pigs tend to chew. I’d say it’s more like a duck.
Lest we forget about the pretzel chocking incident? Clearly, someone was not chewing and eating like a duck.

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Oh my god, it’s true.

Frank: How can you afford all this stuff?
Homer: I dunno. Don’t ask me how the economy works.

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That makes Abe Simpson George Bush the First. That is so absolutely true.

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Frank Grimes: …because I’m Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson: Heh. You wish.

Homer: Wow, you have pencils with your name on them!
Frank: Any office supply store will be happy to have them made for you.
Homer: Can…I have this one?
Frank: No.
Homer: Can…Lenny have it?
Frank: No.

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Homer Simpson enters a contest for children.
George Bush reads a book to children.

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I can just see Dubya at “Grimmy’s” funeral, asleep, head rolled back, tongue hanging out.

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“Laura, change the channel!”
“That’s our George!”

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[Comic Book Guy]Best analogy ever![/CBG]

Does Bush have a third kid he always forgets about?