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(sorry, BoS!) 
Never fails to amaze me that no matter how ass-backwards wrong a pittee is someone will always come to his defense. Meh, I’m sure I’ve taken some apparently dumbass positions myself.
Anyway, the subject of this rant was a socially maladjusted fucktard. While that sucks and all he needs to learn some kinda social skills at some point. Did you ever take him aside and tell him to cool it, Swashy? Some people are just dense.
I can see where that might aggravate the jerkiness of the situation. I don’t play laser tag, but paintball is similar. In my experience, there’s not a large number of women that play…however, the ones that do play are often damned good at it. They ain’t on the mock-battlefield to go all girly. They’re out there to rip some ass, and they do it well.
Good point except for the niggling fact that I didn’t in any way come to the pittee’s defense. Nice try though.
I don’t understand. Is this a joke? What is it in reference to? Where’s the humor? Is it supposed to be a serious observation? If so, of what? How does “Me and everyone else were following the rules and this guy was breaking them and being rude” translate to being bad at laser tag? I got the impression her team actually won, at that, and the guy threw a fit because he got beat by females. So if you could explain what I’m missing in your comment here, I’d appreciate that.
Not that Bricker needs or wants any defense from me, but that’s a fairly common joke. One person complains about something, perhaps with good cause, perhaps not, and a wiseass pops up with some variation of “Got your ass kicked, huh?”. Don’t think it’s necessarily meanspirited, more of a playful “gotcha”. YMMV, of course.
Sure, I sort of got that that was the intent, but usually for it to be funny it has to be in some way relevant to the post, I guess. Like if it was about how this jerkface somehow caused them to lose, then it might be a “gotcha”. I just realized that the guy is actually on their team and they did lose, not sure how I misunderstood that the first time through. So now it makes a little bit more sense.
Sorry Bricker, feel free to ignore this. On more careful re-reading I see where the joke is.
See, sometimes here at the SDMB, people post a pitting and it devolves into good-natured bantering humor. Other times, it becomes an angst-filled drama of epic proportions. Then there’s the dogpile-on-the-pittee version. These things are kinda touchy; they can go a bunch of different ways. Early on in the responses to the OP, it wasn’t obvious which way this one was going to go.
I mean, look at the first four responses:
Bricker So, you suck at Laser Tag, eh?
phungi am I the only one aroused by all of this?
BMalion You touched his sister, didn’t you?
hajario Jesus, you’re just as bad as him.
So, if I had to guess what you’re missing here, I’d say it’s the ability to change gears.
In school, I was for a while thrust into a small group of people who occasionally played a game of Risk. The guy who owned the board had a similar mindset. It was HIS game, and HE knew how to play, and HE was better than the rest of us, and HE was going to whip us all every time. It didn’t take long before we all formed an unspoken truce. We would all gang up on him every time, attacking only him until he was out of the game, so the rest of us could enjoy the rest of the game in peace. He was intensely pissed off when he realized what was going on. I seem to recall he threw a fit once or twice and trashed the board to prevent us from playing without him.
And what are you missing, the ability to preview?
I meant to add a winkey smiley to my last post. Arg, this thread is turning into a self pile-on by me onto myself.
Mine does.
I’d just like to comment on the existence of two pit threads on the first page with the word “Twat” in the title. Not only had I thought that this word had fallen off the cuss word radar, but both of it’s usages were by females. This is regarded generally as a good thing to me.
So you suck at posting, huh? 
I’m a real asshole at laser tag, too.
Nope.
Wait, I’m confused… is the Original Poster the sister of the primitive little twat?
You’re verbose too. The above posting was twice as long as it needed to be.
Oh come on! You so know those things have a trigger.