It's our game, not your war, you primitive little twat.

Hello, and welcome to last week…

…waits for Clothahump’s target to become active again…ZAP ZAP ZAP!!

  1. Right behind you on the topic - morons who can’t play nicely ruin games for everyone.

  2. The spelling you’re looking for is ‘segued’, though it’s pronounced as you’ve written it.

It’s not tough to get these kids off your back; shove your gun into their chest pack point-blank. Not hard enough to move them, of course, and maybe not necessarily even to touch the kid; but get right up in the kid’s grill and he’ll go grill somewhere else, guaranteed.

God I love paintball. Freindly fire has more consequences, like a nice welt in the back.

I own a store and play every week or so. Stories like this make my blood boil. We have a private field of about 20 acres. We’ve been lucky to have few asshats. In my safety and rules speech before every game I make it clear that we will toss your ass for any reason at any time.

I may have to start using “don’t be an asshat” in my speil.