MPSIMS:
** I Finally Had Sex Again!!!
When did everything get so damm cheap?**
I finally had sex again!
Hooray for Breakfast!
Here in MPSIMS:
My grandmother is 100 years old today!
Bring on the Goat!
That is one damn busy goat! And what the hell kind of party are you people throwing?
New Post search again
**Justice League International vs. the Defenders
Shove those commandments right up your burning bush you pandering ass!**BBQ pit:
And the prize for the most offensive and twisted analogy of 2004 goes to…
Shove those commandments right up your burning bush you pandering ass!
In the Pit:
**Almost made it to XMas w/o tired, lame Santa rant
Right-of-Way Not Affected By the Size of Your Vehicle **
[insert tired, lame sleigh rant here]
MPSIMS:
** I still can’t believe how well the iPod is doing . . .
“Will you tape my record for me?”**
BBQ Pit:
Shove those commandments right up your burning bush you pandering ass!
Stick that marijuana candy up your ass, you fuckin’ assholes.
UPS Lady: Who shoved a stick up your ass, and why take it out on me?
:eek:
**Ambiguous sentences
TrannaDope! **
I Snapped This Morning
Tin roof, destroyed
Tin roof, destroyed
Ever seen a robot run?
I Bet You Didn’t Know. (Or: Useless Trivia)
I Finally Had Sex Again!!!
I think I just failed a class
Leaving Mi. heading to Chicago
Your Most Embarrassing Moment
I Did Something Wrong (not knowing, now I know)
I finally had sex again!
By the time you read this, I’ll be heading to the hospital.
Guess he likes it really rough!
From MPSIMS:
The Straight Dope Secret Santa 2004 Exchange! New, with Improvements!
I Finally Had Sex Again!!!
Is it too late to sign up for the exchange?
Actually sequential in New Posts right now:
**Ever been embarrased by your furry friend?
Does anyone like the word “bush”?**
**2004 and your Moral Corruption
Take Your Damn Germs HOME.
What kind of gift do you buy a newborn baby
Good PDA software? **
I’m going to be a daddy… Maybe… if I so desire… I’M SO CONFUSED!
What’ve you heard recently that you wish you hadn’t?
Here are the bizarre contributions to our White Elephant
The Poopsmith Song
I, For One, Welcome Our New Feline Overlords
Women are a Budget Expense
It’s Rainin’ Sequential Thread Titles!
It’s raining. Wanna come play Barbies?
It’s raining. Wanna come play Barbies?
As you crawl into bed…
I Snapped This Morning
Scary, Scary, “Oh God I’m gonna die” moments on the road.
Who wants to get fit??? Anyone?
By the time you read this, I’ll be heading to the hospital
Something about you that’s TMI.
I soooo cold
Hoppling along in GQ
Earrings/men at work discrimination
How much does a sex change cost?
There are less drastic ways to fight it shurely
In GQ today:
Blowing up a tanker truck full of gas?
Why does number of protons affect chemical properties so much?
:dubious:
In IMHO:
LGBT Dopers: When did you discover your sexuality/come out?
Sitting on Santa’s lap
The “daddy” phenomenon explained at last!
**Overheard in a Bethlehem Barn
“MY father killed the Black Dahlia!” “No, MY father did it!” **
**Overheard in a Bethlehem Barn
“MY father killed the Black Dahlia!” “No, MY father did it!” **