In MPSIMS
Nothing says “Christmas” like …
Bitching & whining about an illness
UK Dopers-Where can I Buy this Sign?
Mmmmmm…firefighters
Sex Torture?
I just been toy shopping, and boy am I sad
I love my exercise machine, but I hate it, too
Sex Torture?
**I’m going to a porn convention!
Sunnavawhathehell?
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**Mallard Fillmore Creator Arrested
Hypocrites!!
**
Sex Torture?
Bad kam, bad, bad girl.
::thwack!:: 
**Ohio smokers: get a fucking grip
Notarize this, you fucking bitch
It’s just a fucking teevee show, you schmucks.
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It’s a Fucking Trifecta!
** T-Shirts and bumper stickers
Gifts that no sane person would buy for themselves
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From MPSIMS:
**Nothing says “Christmas” like …
Things that go “HELP!!!” in the night… my first MMP**
**Sex Torture?
I’m going to a porn convention!
**
Well, no, I wouldn’s call it that.
**Nothing says “Christmas” like …
The Atheist In The Foxhole
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“Hello. I’m an atheist, and this is my foxhole.
Christmas.”
Nothing says “Christmas” like …
I’m considering committing murder.
Man, we’re getting some milage out of this one.
**Nothing says “Christmas” like …
HPV and Me **
Um, I’d rather take the coal in my stocking, thanks!
**Kowabunga Dude! = Tsunami on the Sun.
Does this sound suspicious to you?
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**Nothing says “Christmas” like …
Sunnavawhathehell?
**
**Does this sound suspicious to you?
I’m considering committing murder.**
** If I put my eye to a vacuum cleaners hose.
Cucumber slices over the eyes as a beauty treatment
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**Giant toilet snakes strike again
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006**
** Bad kam, bad, bad girl.
Jailbait! With Cupcakes! **
Do you think ___ is universal?
Upon entering a room, people generally turn to the ______.