**Could a time-traveling Roman understand the modern world?
Am I the only one who prefers BC and AD to CE and BCE?
**
**They finally made a sequel and it SUCKED!
Worst remakes ever! **
Repetively redundant.
**Either my town is under Cylon attack, or
Pah-TAH-Toe??
**
I’m hopin’ it’s the mispronounced Potato, myself.
**How to evade awkward questions
I am SO freakin’ boring!
**
That oughtta work.
Odd Animal News
Y’know, a lotta people woulda put the stables a bit farther from The Big House…
Awesome Discovery in my Cupboard
What are these THINGS growing on my tomatoes?
**A question for opponents of gay marriage
Homo sapiens: have we progressed much? **
A question that kind of answers itself, eh ?
**My kitten is breaking my heart.
Need help!! How do I clean up cat pee to remove smell?
**
**So You Think You Can Dance, Season 5
Drag Me to Hell
**
**I pit… beavers
I pit Pantsuits.
**
You’re right, you have to take up the tax before you take up the carpet.
**Post some of your favorite feel good songs
I just saw Steve Martin play bluegrass banjo **
Steve himself once remarked it’s impossible to be depressed while playing the banjo.
**You have won $100 million. Now what?
grocery coupon tips and ettiquette **
I’m all in favour of thrift, but this seems a little much in the circumstances.
**Why the fuss about Michael Vick?
A question for opponents of gay marriage
**
Michael Vick wants to marry another man? I don’t remember hearing about that in the news.
**What Should I Take with Me to Iceland?
Questionable Fashion Choices
**
Today, What Not to Wear comes to you from Iceland!
**Leading Viagra Scientist Dead at 92
Woot! Just got myself a date. **
He was hogging all the girls, eh ?
**Ask the cancer patient(s)
Pah-TAH-Toe?? **
No, “tu-mor”.
**You have won $100 million. Now what?
Explain the allure of Twitter **
“Today, on the ‘Why Twitter is Awesome’ channel we have -”
**Any Dopers over 65 care to help me with a short survey?
Who’s the asshole here? **
“Short” ? Hey, by 65 they probably know LOTS of assholes.
**Who’s the asshole here?
Luby’s line asshole **
Asked and answered.
Burmese Overview
Venting about friends who make dumb choices.
You’re friends with the junta?
G. Gordon Liddy stole my joke
What do you call the hippy dippy art teacher new age chick drawl?
I’ve never heard that one before; what’s the punch-line?
Awesome Discovery in my Cupboard
We Have Pigeon Eggs
Sneaky bastards, pigeons.
**Let’s hear some stories of injuring yourself in stupid ways
Choosing a Flat Screen TV **
Does this story involve a phrase like “Let’s see how heavy it is” ?
**Lovecraftian Food Ideas
On the cover of the Rolling Stone (and gay) **
Gay Lovecraftian cooking made the cover of Rolling Stone ?
16-year old Iraqi solves Bernouilli numbers
Terminator One person born within the last 100 years? Who
“But, why kill a kid who makes a discovery like this ?”
“Because he knows too much.”
**Ignorant question about Texas hold 'em.
What’s more important, studying for grad school? or playing on the internet? **
MBA in gambling or online poker. Your call.
How do you pronounce these three very common words?
"is oil a little frothy"
Can’t you count? That’s five words… geez.