Our grandson’s helmet (link to photo)
Spend some chuckle time with awkward family photos
**Can a .22LR bullet breach a Zombie skull? lets find out…
Former President of S. Korea Commits Suicide **
Covering up your mistake by making look like a suicide, eh ? Next time, make sure it’s a zombie.
** How to evade awkward questions
How can I be too thin? **
My standard response is “None of your damn business.”
** I pit… beavers
F*ckin’ Farah Fawcett
Nancy Pelosi = Pussy Galore
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California Supreme Court Ruling on Proposition 8 (SSM)
I am SO freakin’ boring!
In a rare double whammy decision, the California Supreme Court has ruled that gay marriage is illegal and that jayjay is boring.
**Things you thought were (still) Sci-Fi… that aren’t
Cheap Beer
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Responding to Christian propaganda email
Cheap Beer
'Cause, you know, only heathen libruls drink that ferrin stuff!
**Things you thought were (still) Sci-Fi… that aren’t
N Korea Successfully Tests Undeground Nuke
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In IMHO:
Shoes (or sandals) for troubled feet?
(OP by Mama Zappa)
Suggest a High School Graduation Gift
(OP by me, Mr. Mama Zappa)
And Mama Zappa says that shoes would make a lousy graduation gift.
Cheap Beer
What is the actual name for this item?
Swill… Budweiser… Coors… take yer pick.
**WTF is going on in this McDonalds restroom?
Pork Shoulder Picnic
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What bad things might happen if same-sex couples get married?
Cheaters in online video games
Now THERE’S a new one.
Cheap Beer
My kingdom for a bottle opener
I’d say it’s about as plausible as anything else that opponents of same-sex marriage have come up with as possible consequences.
What should I take with me to Iceland?
Cheap Beer
Why, does beer cost so much in Iceland?
SoCal Dopefest?
Where do we bury the survivors?
Yeah, I went to DopetoberFest 2001. Whew!
What is that thing?
Bloody moles
Awesome Discovery in my Cupboard
SoCal Dopefest?
That small? Sounds more like a PNW Dopefest! 
Since I can’t be honest in GD…
Do NOT walk on the bike path
OK, what did you do on the bike path?
Either my town is under Cylon attack, or
Canada’s Governor General skins seal and eats heart
:eek:
**Since I can’t be honest in GD . . .
I pit… beavers **
I Pit beavers and the accursed pro-beaver lobby in Great Debates !
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
New Chick Tracts: “Evil Eyes” and “It’s A Deal” **
So, they decided to make Chick an official mouthpiece of theirs, huh ?
**Your favorite International Warning Labels
I am SO freakin’ boring! **
You know you’re boring when the UN feels compelled to label you as a warning to innocent bystanders.