Yeah this forum has REALLY gone down hill :o
Funny porno film titles.
They finally made a sequel and it SUCKED!
A title that’s truth in advertising, huh ? There WAS probably a lot of sucking going on . . .
**School Confessions
Crying, drunk, naked, vaseline covered woman in the shower with a pissed off, oil covered cat **
Sounds like things got wild in college.
**I get that drugs affect different people differently, but…
how long does it take to get addicted to nicotine?
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What the hell is King Henry IV wearing on his head in this painting?
Low dose aspirin.
How odd. I didn’t know it existed back then.
**Adventures in Internet Dating
What’s up with married people not wearing rings?
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** Crying, drunk, naked, vaseline covered woman in the shower with a pissed off,
A writing sample I found amusing **
Time-travel save one person born within the last 100 years
Doctor Who performed abortions shot to death.
Okay, so I played with the capitalizations on the last one.
**The Smartest, Fairest, Most In Depth and Trustworthy News Source?
Blogging
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**What do I do if I’m unemployed indefinitely?
Blogging **
Yes!
Not Having A Good Time Right Now…
Get back in the plane!
No! It’s scaring me!
**Clichés you often hear that aren’t true
Oprah & Rush Limbaugh should not be held to any minimum standards re the accuracy of their views **
Not true at all.
**What, IYHO, would be good jobs to train inmates for?
AVG Toolbar. **
Huh ? Does the ex-con crouch on top of my monitor ?
**Is grown men wanting to have sex with teenagers really all that weird?
Tetris is 25 **
Too old for grown men, then.
Who says I have to follow the rules?
Overhaul needed in DWI law & enforcement?
Why? It doesn’t sound like you’ll follow them anyway.
Important news from my taxi driver this morning.
Perverted cannibalistic hermaphrodites haunt the Pacific Northwest!
Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind.
**What does SCOTUS have to base decisions on?
Caterpillars and Butterflies**
**How do mitochondria reproduce?
It is an enigma . **
**Perverted cannibalistic hermaphrodites haunt the Pacific Northwest!
Thy big tits **
Oh, despite thy perversely polysexed and anthropophagic ways, how I dost love thy abundance of tits.
Not from the Straight Dope, but two emails sitting in my work in-box in sequence:
3rd Floor Men’s Restroom
Re: Flash Flood Watch
Jenny McCarthy gets a talk show (and the antivax movement)
Flush the toilets.
Yes, an antivaxer talk show would be improved if random toilet-flushing sound effects were added to it. Especially if they drowned out what the host had to say.
**What in Og’s name is the point of menstrual cramps?!?
It is an enigma .
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SF Bay Area Dopers–what to do with 2 teenage girl tourists
Tell me about reel mowers
Not only are you going to make them mow lawns while on vacation, you’re making them use reel mowers?
OTOH, that probably will go over well as a business plan in the Bay Area, as a greener form of lawn care.
Is this ok, child-rearing physical discipline question
Nude swimming lessons at the Y?!
I am very glad I’m not your kid.