SF Bay Area Dopers–what to do with 2 teenage girl tourists
Is grown men wanting to have sex with teenagers really all that weird?
actually, it’s
Clear Glass Shower Doors
SF Bay Area Dopers–what to do with 2 teenage girl tourists
Is grown men wanting to have sex with teenagers really all that weird?
So You Think You Can Dance, Season 5
Anyone like Fred Astaire?
**What’s the stupidest, least motivating, motivational poster/slogan you’ve ever seen?
Your job/career timeline (past to present) **
“Why’s everyone so gloomy since we put up those posters ? They’re even personalized for each employee !”"
**Stupid Begging Baby Birds
This one’s for Paul in Qatar [cursing parrot at wildlife sanctuary] **
Begging AND cursing baby birds ! “Gimme some worms, you friggin’ asshole !”
**Weird Voicemail
I need pictures of Doper’s cats! **
That would be pretty weird I admit.
**Jersey Dopefest the Fifth on Saturday June 13 at 2pm.
2,000 down, 8,000 to go **
I had no idea there were so many dopefests… and you’ve been to 2000 of them? Impressive!
Affirmative action in the schools?
Ask the Socialist candidate for the European Parliament election
OK then, what is you position on this issue?
**Traveling on Amtrak train - what to expect? Share experiences.
Your first movie nudity **
I didn’t expect to see a porno shot on the train :eek:
** How large would the hearts in larger dinosaurs have been?
Violent bunny question
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These two together just strike me as funny
BunnyHeart!
Adventures in Internet Dating
** Grocery store pervert gets his due**
Hey, nice melons.
** School Confessions**
It’s true, people don’t stop to help someone in trouble
I knew all those hallway fights went on too long!
**Best amateur performance you ever saw?
So, I finally got to see Spamalot.**
Faint praise indeed.
**What the hell is King Henry IV wearing on his head in this painting?
Toilet Seat Question**
Is this the pic where he’s also holding up a cup of beer and yelling “WOOOOOOO!”?
**Staying in Bellevue 2 weeks, going to Portland OR for 1 day - what to do?
Nude swimming lessons at the Y?!**
**I don’t get New Jersey jokes
Jersey Dopefest the Fifth on Saturday June 13 at 2pm.
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** The cost of shopping green
Grocery store pervert gets his due
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In the Pit:
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
Flush the toilets.**
It’s true, people don’t stop to help someone in trouble
Bitten by a leech
I’m sorry, but if I stopped to help somebody who had been bitten by a leech, I’d be pretty useless, unless screaming like a little girl and throwing up on them would be helpful.
**Google Wave looks brilliant!
Message from Polycarp
Arrrrr! (temporary eyepatch) **
Just a bit TOO brilliant, eh Polycarp ?
**Arrrrr! (temporary eyepatch)
Questionable Fashion Choices **
What’s unfashionable about an eyepatch for a pirate ?
Chronic Thermal Events on a Dell
Burning sensation on the skin?
What the crap? Either I posted to the wrong thread, or else the hamsters ate my sequential thread post 
:mad:
**So, is this girl interested in me or not?
Arrrrr! (temporary eyepatch) **
Probably not; the infliction of eye injuries upon approach generally indicates she’s not interested.
** When is Truth In Advertising just not enough?
Ads I Hate, As Of Late
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