It's Spring! It's Sequential Threads

**Are there any good fantasy novels set in the USA?

I have now watched half of Twilight with the benefit of Rifftrax… **

A *good *book, I said.

“Too bad I didn’t know my credit was wack”
Have accents changed over the years?

Wack is a slang term, not part of an accent.

**To the jogger who ran out in front of my car this morning:
Arrogant Attorney Asshats **

They’d probably prefer another gift, actually.

**Prejudice is really eye-opening in person.

I hate Chuck Norris
I Hate Batman **

Pretty revealing.

**Tell your fart stories

Memory of a Happy Random Dog Encounter **

Swine Flu
Stupid Republican idea of the day

Sure, blame the Republicans for it.

**Discovered that a New Apartment has Mice, What Can You Do?
Share that towel! **

That’s taking live and let live to a whole new level

Help me pick a new TV
Blurry vision during long conversations

If I was you I would be seeing a doctor instead of buying a new TV.

"Boy, That’d be a Great Band Name!"
Stupid things you’ve said or done

What To Do With Frozen Peas?
Monty Python and the Chinese

I love how these two posts rhyme.

**Have you guys seen the live kitten cam?

Kitten Discipline Help
**

Have you guys seen the live kitten cam?
I put my cat to sleep last night.

**What do penises taste like?

Married Men. Are You Still Getting Blow Jobs?

Poll: What is Your IQ and Penis Size?
**

this threefer is so wrong…

**What do penises taste like?
Why would you get married?
Teenager Advice, Please **

**Restaurant reccomendations for New Orleans
What do penises taste like? **

I think I’ll pass on that restaurant, thanks.

Teenager Advice, Please
What do penises taste like?
The ex & the new guy making out in front of me
How do you keep up with your housework?

**Is calling a woman THIS WORD okay?

Married Men. Are You Still Getting Blow Jobs?
**

Not if they’re using THAT WORD, I’ll bet.

** Hey Look mama! I’ve got teeth!

What do penises taste like?

What is the most ridiculous way you’ve ever injured yourself?**

**Which would frighten you MORE: Bungee Jumping or Sky Diving?

What is the most ridiculous way you’ve ever injured yourself?
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