**Are there any good fantasy novels set in the USA?
I have now watched half of Twilight with the benefit of Rifftrax… **
A *good *book, I said.
“Too bad I didn’t know my credit was wack”
Have accents changed over the years?
Wack is a slang term, not part of an accent.
**To the jogger who ran out in front of my car this morning:
Arrogant Attorney Asshats **
They’d probably prefer another gift, actually.
**Prejudice is really eye-opening in person.
I hate Chuck Norris
I Hate Batman **
Pretty revealing.
**Tell your fart stories
Memory of a Happy Random Dog Encounter **
Swine Flu
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Sure, blame the Republicans for it.
**Discovered that a New Apartment has Mice, What Can You Do?
Share that towel! **
That’s taking live and let live to a whole new level
Help me pick a new TV
Blurry vision during long conversations
If I was you I would be seeing a doctor instead of buying a new TV.
"Boy, That’d be a Great Band Name!"
Stupid things you’ve said or done
What To Do With Frozen Peas?
Monty Python and the Chinese
I love how these two posts rhyme.
**Have you guys seen the live kitten cam?
Kitten Discipline Help
**
Have you guys seen the live kitten cam?
I put my cat to sleep last night.
**What do penises taste like?
Married Men. Are You Still Getting Blow Jobs?
Poll: What is Your IQ and Penis Size?
**
this threefer is so wrong…
**What do penises taste like?
Why would you get married?
Teenager Advice, Please **
**Restaurant reccomendations for New Orleans
What do penises taste like? **
I think I’ll pass on that restaurant, thanks.
Teenager Advice, Please
What do penises taste like?
The ex & the new guy making out in front of me
How do you keep up with your housework?
**Is calling a woman THIS WORD okay?
Married Men. Are You Still Getting Blow Jobs?
**
Not if they’re using THAT WORD, I’ll bet.
** Hey Look mama! I’ve got teeth!
What do penises taste like?
What is the most ridiculous way you’ve ever injured yourself?**
**Which would frighten you MORE: Bungee Jumping or Sky Diving?
What is the most ridiculous way you’ve ever injured yourself?
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