Visit an Adult Web Site - Go to Jail!
Do you live your life without fear?
Well, as long as I don’t go to an adult web site I guess.
**The Joys Of Instilling Terror In Your Child
How to talk to my son about porn… **
“Son, you oggle naked girls, a thunderbolt will come out of the sky and smite you, you’ll go blind and get hairy palms, and your psyche will be scarred for life.”
**Will your pending marriage succeed or fail? - Now you can find out the probability
A coworker is getting married **
**Damn, I must’ve slipped into a parallel universe… again!
Zombie fire ants!
Dopers To The Rescue!!! **
Weep like a…
Plane crash in Buffalo, New York.
Uhm…how does one do that exactly?
**Today, I am ten feet tall.
Damn, I must’ve slipped into a parallel universe… again! **
** How to talk to my son about porn…
Please explain how this is possible?
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**The Does this thing exist thread.
We Have Pigeon Eggs
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Well, I guess that finally settles THAT old Doper question!
**Food forgotten out of the fridge- is it safe?
Hell’s Kitchen: Season Finale! 5/14/09 **
I think I can guess Gorden’s answer. You donkey!
**Help! I need a joke! quickly!
The Office 5.14 - Season Finale **
Should be a good starting place, at least.
**How much influence does the Mafia still have in business and government affairs?
I am trying to understand how investing works.
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It’s simple, if you invest in mafia protection, they won’t break your knee caps.
**How do you torture your coworkers?
Pussy farts. **
TMI ! !
**The I WANT IT! thread
Dude! Thats my car! **
Thief ! Thief !
Please explain how this is possible?
Damn, I must’ve slipped into a parallel universe… again!
Attempting to beam back up from the surface during an ion storm–happens all the time.
**Which Religion is the TRUE Religion??
Question for those who believe all religion should be abolished?
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I don’t think that those people believe that there IS a true religion.
**Tiger Farming, Reasonable?
Obama says debt is unsustainable
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Obama says it costs to much to farm Tigers?
**Today, I am ten feet tall.
Has NASA done any experiments with alcohol and zero G?
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**Shanghai Sperm Bank Gives a Helping Hand
When your lover’s genitals just aren’t tasty enough … **
**The Joys Of Instilling Terror In Your Child
Shanghai Sperm Bank Gives a Helping Hand **
Now there’s a disturbing image.
**I have the hots for Penn Jillette and Howard Stern.
Mensa? Seriously? **
Hey, Mensa membership is based on IQ, not good taste.
**Yoko Ono- why do I dislike her so much?
butt chafe (TMI)
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Yoko Ono has butt chafe? And how exactly did you find out about it?:dubious:
**It’s that time again: Sarcastic answers to GQ questions
The “violets are blue” fallacy**
**What words do you mispronounce in your head even though you know better?
Pogs **
It’s actually “poogs”.
**butt chafe (TMI)
“Interventions” - share your stories.
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Look man, you have a problem. Your butt chafing is out of control.
I have the hots for Penn Jillette and Howard Stern.
Shanghai Sperm Bank Gives a Helping Hand