**Help! I need a joke! quickly!
Pussy farts.
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Ah, always going for the easy body humor.
Or…
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Pussy farts.
When did pet health care become so important?
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Husband refuses to remove spider.
Who uses a toaster-oven?
I don’t use my toaster oven for removing spiders.
** Practical Daily question [about jumping off a building]
Do you think it’s okay if Obama does it?
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Depends on your political affiliation, and whether or not you think he can fly.
**Shanghai Sperm Bank Gives a Helping Hand
Earthquake**
“Did the earth move for you?”
“Buddy, it moved for all of us.”
Obama at Notre Dame
To kill a Bald Eagle
…to make a speech, actually; the eagle’s death was coincidence – honest!
**Earthquake
SoCal Dopefest?
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Maybe not.
lets run 8 miles a day for 30+ years
Help! I’m going to CHINA!
**Common Things You Don’t Have
Testicle Wrench
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Can’t be that common.
A touching Father/Son moment
Exploding egg
Sounds like something Dave Barry would have written about…
**weird bathroom happening… ever happen to you? (Men only) Maybe TMI, but IMO funny
Testicle Wrench **
:eek:
**Why salted butter?
Is this the cure for cancer?
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Quick, Nurse! More Popcorn!
**What is the best way for a 35 year old with no credit history to establish credit?
Alcohol and Camper Vans
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This sounds like it could be interesting; please go on.
A touching Father/Son moment
Empty Threat By Your Parents
The words, “So help me…” always make me misty.
Why did British Food Suck?
Teach me about…spices
**Words You Want To Use, But Don’t Know WITF They Mean
Unfortunate Changes in Language **
**What’s college like these days?
Creepiness Redux! **
**Cya!
Bye! I’m going to Germany
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Yes, yes. Goodbye.
This isn’t a sequential thread but a Thread/Last Username combo
**Why Do Dogs Cock Their Heads When You Talk to Them?
by Swallowed My Cellphone
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If you just skim this like I did you can totally misread it. Speed readers beware!
**Dear Straight Dope please read this very sad story.
Another Lost Pet. RIP Moriarty
Why Do Dogs Cock Their Heads When You Talk to Them?
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[Dog] Ar? 
What cat? We had a cat? [/Dog]
**I think I’m going to…India?
Bye! I’m going to Germany **
Try and make up your mind.