…not die.
So how 'bout those Steelers?
Actually, I know the secret to eternal life. You want proof? Buy one of my special tin foil hats for only $499.95 and hang around with me and watch me not die.
So uh . . . You think Cards will beat the Mets?
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My mother, who became pretty damn strange after she hit 60, told me that part of her religious “revival” included being sexually assulted by invisible demons beside the refrigerator. I told her she should have been wearing her tin foil underwear.
Yeah, I expect the Cards to win that one.
UncleBeer, you didn’t like the dead link being there? Now people might think I was really trying to sell something instead of it being a joke.
Alien fiends and alien schemes. Extra Earthly visitors with purpose malign plot our demise concealed behind the dark side of the moon.
Geez, did you see the A’s crap the series down the toilet last night?
This just dawned on me - did UncleBeer fix the tags to make it look like I was really selling something to play along?
Oh, well, I’m tired and wanna go home. Work sucks.
So how are the Steelers doing this year. The Rams are 5-0 
The Steelers are 2-3, but they’ve won their last two, both on the road…and yesterday they went into the Meadowlands and throttled the Jets. I kinda doubt they’ll make it to the Super Bowl to party with the Rams, however.
(We doall remember what happened when the Steelers and the Rams met in Super Bowl XIV, right?)
As for the As…hopefully they tired the Yankees out enough that the Mariners can dispose of them. (Hi, Scotticher!)
The Vikings are 4-0 as of today; we’ll see how they do against Tampa Bay and Tony Dunge(sp?) tonight.
Crunchy Frog, I want one of those hats, but I’m a little short of cash right now. Could I trade you a silver web?
Occasionally, I go on a crafts binge.
I need a tin foil hat, I have tin foil.
Spidey, save your silver web, I’ll make you one if you’ll make me some oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.
To live forever, all you’ll have to do is watch that new XFL thing.
OK, it may not be living forever. But it’ll seem like forever.
I don’t bake! And anyone who ate the stuff I did bake would certainly not live forever. But thanks for the offer. You can have a silver web too.
Hey, wait a second - what makes you think the M’s need any help?
Just kidding, we’ll take all the help we can get.
Thanks, MysterE honey !
Scotti
My pleasure, Scotti.
Semi-rhetorical question: I am a Pirates fan; a player on my team is a Pirate. Scotti is a Mariners fan; a player on her team is a Mariner. But if you’re a fan of the White Sox, is a player on your team a White Sock?
These are the things I think about at this time of the morning…