Well, I gathered that much, but I thought you were being malicious at the same time. I guess I got overly defensive. No worries then, mate.
Malcolm and Angus are sitting around a bar, tossing back pints of beer and tumblers of whisky. Angus rolls his eyes and mumbles to Malcolm:
“I laid the stone for three churches in Aberdeen, from the foundation to the top, every last block, but do they call me Angus the Church Builder?”
“No” grunts Malcolm
“When they built that road from Edinburgh to Glasgow, I built every bridge over every single river and stream and culvert for it. With my own two hands!”
Angus’ weatherbeaten hands shoot up.
“But do they call me Angus the Bridgemaker?”
“I s’ppose not.” returns Malcolm.
“And when that storm blew in, and knocked down every barn down on Skye, who was there to help rebuild fifty barns? Was it Angus the Barn Raiser?”
“Nae.” mumbles Malcolm
“But you fuck one [del]sheep[/del] ladle…”
Sorry, Autolycus. No offense was intended… much love.
FYI - this little flash animation link of yours, tickled me beyond all reason! A thousand thank yous for this! I’ve watched it at least 7 times since you posted the link. And I cannot stop saying “Ho-kai” and “fucking kangaroos.” 
Good lord those tights are gorgeous! I’d wear skirts just to show those off, and I hate skirts.
Well, it’s nice to see we are still on topic. 
Oh, hi there.
I’m glad you were un-banned. Nothing worse than a moderator with an itchy trigger finger who succumbs to peer pressure.
:rolleyes:
Roll your eyes all you want. It was a stupid banning. If it weren’t, it would have been permanent.
Marley is cool. I was in the wrong. I have a bad habit of not reading the TOC of sites I become a member of. They are usually the same… Just a slight difference here.
I’m glad it caught up to me at the best possible time. :rolleyes:
Marley just has a very sick sense of humor. 
I for one am glad to have you back Epic. You were one of the only posters who comforted me in my fender-bender thread. Enjoy your stay, and umm… don’t get banned again k?
I’m hoping to avoid that…
And thanks…
brb making epic usernames
Cute.
You want it all, but you can’t have it.
Well, it’s certainly in my face, but maybe I don’t want to grab it!
What is it? 
He’s referring to a song by Faith No More called “Epic”.
Bwahaha, Hostile Dialect just got RoOshed. 