I've decided I'm going to start a band

Cafe Society
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The only problem is I have no musical ability whatsoever. Neither does any of my friends. Small problem though.

We’re going to be like, Death Metal or whatever it’s called. We even have a name: Drogue Slayer.

Our schtick though, if you’re actually able to understand the lyrics, they will consist of lines such as:

"It’s such a beautiful day outside,
“'m happy to be alive,
I have a wonderful relationship with my parents.”
Now to just sit here and wait to be signed for a multi-million dollar record deal.

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I’ll be happy to supply guitar tracks if you need them. :slight_smile:

3

For a minute, I thought my fourteen-year-old had joined the Dope. I’ve been trying to convince her she should call her “band” “Wyld Stallions”, but she wants to call it “Shadows”. Now all they need is skill and instruments!

I like the happy lyrics/death metal gimmick. I will buy one of your CDs after you get that record deal.

4

I’ve already sacraficed a goat and one of the neighbor’s cats in homage to you my Dark Lord of Death Metal. bows

5

Damn, if I didn’t waste my time in GQ, my post above could have been “666”… nevermind, I’m going to go worship a Christian rock band for awhile then.

6

My music career (such as it is) is a testament to the fact that you don’t need “talent” to have a fan base… you just have to know how to entertain people.

Follow your dream and join the ranks of Doper Bands (there are several)… in fact sometime we should put out a compilation album. Seriously.

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Man, I’d love to be bassist. If not, I’d be the first one on line to buy a CD.