**Zoological weirdness
A cat! I have a cat!
**
Cats ARE Weird.
Let’s bring those jobs back… How?
Donald Trump and the Porn Industry.
OK, but he’ll have to get the whole family involved.
** We Are Going to Adopt a Child!
A cat! I have a cat!
**
Different things for different people
** How Quickly can one learn SCUBA diving?
What’s next recreational sex?
**
Yeah – How Quickly can I learn Recreational Sex?
Happy Thanksgiving MMP
Just Broke Up With Long-Term Girlfriend
The desert is beautiful, but…
People from minority groups are suddenly buying more guns
Brings a whole new meaning to “Death Valley”.
Zoological weirdness
What an odd insult
By the time I was in university, the insults had become quite sophisticated. When I was a kid, though, it was all “four-eyes” and " you with the tentacle".
** Washing a Dirty Yellow Pillow
Is it “toute suite” or “tout de suite”?**
When your pillow is moving under its own power, better wash it pretty damn quick.
We Are Going to Adopt a Child!
Zoological weirdness
What else did you expect from Capybara Rescue?
Wet brain syndrome
Two men cleared of rape by recording
We didn’t do it. The video clearly shows we were too drunk.
**So I’ve found the SECOND most addicting game to exist on the internet. No, really.
Celebrity Death Pool 2016 **
IMHO, that’s the first.
** So, this is what it looks like before the war.
Jerks with Cell Phones in Movie Theater **
“Today is the day the human race rises up, the day we reclaim our right to watch a god-damned movie in peace, the day we send them all to the Special Hell! Who’s with me!?!”
Immediately after this title, there were two good pairs:
People from minority groups are suddenly buying more guns
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife
And then:
Just Broke Up With Long-Term Girlfriend
Tonight I’m going to my first Al-Anon meeting.
Black Friday Shopping
So, this is what it looks like before the war.
Yeah, that’s about the nub of it.
Help Me Prank My Kid at Christmas
Things you’ve found on the highway
Waking up on Xmas morning to find a squashed possum in his bed will create a lifetime of fond memories. 
** What’s the truth about France’s surrender in WW2?
USB Adapter Issues.**
That didn’t help. But the French were holding their own against the blitzkrieg until they ran out of Cat 5e ethernet cable. 
**Things you’ve found on the highway
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2016 **
Ah, roadkill, my favorite! How did you know?
For Marx Brothers completists
turkey soup
After all, vhy a duck?
Suppose North Korea actually conquered South Korea; what could it actually do?
**turkey soup **
At least they’d finally be able to feed the masses.
** More very hate-able commercials
Starring Fidel Castro**
“He’s the most interesting dictator in the world. And if he was still alive, he’d be drinking Dos Equis.”
Workmen excavating a hole finds a bear.
Little life luxuries you only recently discovered